8/21/11

Fatkins Diet...

Ok... I'm just fucking sick of all this dieting...
You fucking bunch of carb counting assholes need to stop...
All I hear out of everyones mouth is "Oh, I can't eat that. It has carbs"...
Well you know what? You need carbs... If you don't have carbohydrates your brain rots and your liver gets damaged... Nice... Now you are thin, you have some weird ass mental disease and a bad liver... Yup... The vanity is worth it...
I'm also sick of this fucking exchange program where you minus the fiber grams from the fat grams and the carb grams to determine what the carb ratio is in your food... Fuck that...
If I pick up my food i'm not going to do addition and subtracting to see if it's a fucking meal that I can eat... How about just minusing some food out of your everyday eating pinches you fucking fat bastards...
Stop looking to some dead man for some quick fix diet and just eat like a normal human being...
Stop being so concerned about your image and just be yourself...
If you are a fat bastard, fine... Be a fat bastard... If you are a an anorexic jackass with a gland problem, fine... Be a twig... But stop doing all of these unnecessary diets... Because you know once you go down to your goal weight you'll be all like " I can have this piece of cake. Look at all the weight I lost"... Then before you know it you are back on the diet because your ass is falling out of your jeans... You fat bastards...
And anyway... I'm not going to start a fucking diet that says I can eat 3 burgers and a large coke but I cant have an apple... Because the apple has carbs...
Just be yourself... Eat that Twinkie... Enjoy that cake... Buy that gourmet creme cheese you always wanted... And if people look at you funny because you are to fat just tell them to fuck off and die...
You don't need to conform to an idealistic vision of beauty marketed by fashion magazines and negatively reinforced by a society dumb enough to believe that beauty only appears on the cover of a magazine...
FUCK THEM ALL!

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I'M GOING TO FUCKING EAT A DOZEN PIZZAS... ALONE!

8/18/11

Rant...

There are certain types of people that just piss me off to no end...

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Like people that come up to you and ask you for advice... But when you give them advice they don't take it and come back a week later and are all like "I can't believe everything turned out so wrong"... Do you want to know why everything went out so wrong? It's because you didn't take my advice and you are fucking stupid... That's what went wrong... You didn't listen to me!
I know all...

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Another type of person are those insignificant peons who just have to validate themselves by being in a relationship... You know what? It's pathetic, weak minded and you show no inner strength whatsoever...
Get over your girlfriend, get over your boyfriend or whoever you are fucking mourning over and live fucking life...
People who stalk there ex girlfriends particularly piss me off... What the fuck is wrong with these people? Don't you have anything better to do with your life that to be emotionally attached to someone who hates your guts?
Do something with your life... Find a hobby...
Like... Jeez... Are there no video games out there that you could be playing? At the very least shoot yourself... Get yourself out of society... Nobody wants anything to do with a stalker...
Those people need food poisoning...

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Other types of people that I hate? Those fucking slime balls with slicked back hair that usually end up going out in bars every Friday, Saturday, Sunday night to see if they can pick up chicks... And all they do is walk around in these retarded cleavage/open shirts and there fat harry chest exposed to the world as if they were the sexiest thing on the face of the earth...
You know what? You are a middle aged looser, nobody wants to see your harry chest...
Please throw yourself in front of traffic or overdose... PLEASE!
Nobody wants to hear that bullshit anymore... It's time for some reevaluation of ones life...

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I also dislike people that talk about there problems with there insignificant other... You know what? I don't really care about your relationship problems... You can just shove them up your ass for all I care... Nobody wants to hear about how your boyfriend/girlfriend doesn't like you or is ignoring you...
Nobody cares... Shut your mouth, choke on your food and die...
Did you ever have a good friend with which you went out every time and again and they always gotta bring there fucking girlfriend and there girlfriend turns out to be one of those people you just wanna kill...
I mean really kill... Like jump up and down on them and kill... And chop up there body into 15 different parts and flush those in different toilets...
You know... The type of person that there parents should have had an abortion before even walking the earth...

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I also can't stand people who sit at home and listen to "every rose hat it's thorns" like it's the most depressive song in the world... You are fucking pathetic... Take the CD out, crack it in half and slit your wrists with the broken pieces... It's over... There done, you're done, kill yourself...
It's shit like this that piss me off... You know, these people who have no inner soul, no nothing... They just revolve around there own pathetic little world with no consideration of what is going on around them... They have no sense or grasp of reality and really need to be taken off this face of the earth...
They have no substance... They have no control over themselves... And they really need to be put to sleep... Permanently...

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Thank you for listening...