Ok... I'm just fucking sick of all this dieting...
You fucking bunch of carb counting assholes need to stop...
All I hear out of everyones mouth is "Oh, I can't eat that. It has carbs"...
Well you know what? You need carbs... If you don't have carbohydrates your brain rots and your liver gets damaged... Nice... Now you are thin, you have some weird ass mental disease and a bad liver... Yup... The vanity is worth it...
I'm also sick of this fucking exchange program where you minus the fiber grams from the fat grams and the carb grams to determine what the carb ratio is in your food... Fuck that...
If I pick up my food i'm not going to do addition and subtracting to see if it's a fucking meal that I can eat... How about just minusing some food out of your everyday eating pinches you fucking fat bastards...
Stop looking to some dead man for some quick fix diet and just eat like a normal human being...
Stop being so concerned about your image and just be yourself...
If you are a fat bastard, fine... Be a fat bastard... If you are a an anorexic jackass with a gland problem, fine... Be a twig... But stop doing all of these unnecessary diets... Because you know once you go down to your goal weight you'll be all like " I can have this piece of cake. Look at all the weight I lost"... Then before you know it you are back on the diet because your ass is falling out of your jeans... You fat bastards...
And anyway... I'm not going to start a fucking diet that says I can eat 3 burgers and a large coke but I cant have an apple... Because the apple has carbs...
Just be yourself... Eat that Twinkie... Enjoy that cake... Buy that gourmet creme cheese you always wanted... And if people look at you funny because you are to fat just tell them to fuck off and die...
You don't need to conform to an idealistic vision of beauty marketed by fashion magazines and negatively reinforced by a society dumb enough to believe that beauty only appears on the cover of a magazine...
FUCK THEM ALL!
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I'M GOING TO FUCKING EAT A DOZEN PIZZAS... ALONE!
8/21/11
8/18/11
Rant...
There are certain types of people that just piss me off to no end...
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Like people that come up to you and ask you for advice... But when you give them advice they don't take it and come back a week later and are all like "I can't believe everything turned out so wrong"... Do you want to know why everything went out so wrong? It's because you didn't take my advice and you are fucking stupid... That's what went wrong... You didn't listen to me!
I know all...
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Another type of person are those insignificant peons who just have to validate themselves by being in a relationship... You know what? It's pathetic, weak minded and you show no inner strength whatsoever...
Get over your girlfriend, get over your boyfriend or whoever you are fucking mourning over and live fucking life...
People who stalk there ex girlfriends particularly piss me off... What the fuck is wrong with these people? Don't you have anything better to do with your life that to be emotionally attached to someone who hates your guts?
Do something with your life... Find a hobby...
Like... Jeez... Are there no video games out there that you could be playing? At the very least shoot yourself... Get yourself out of society... Nobody wants anything to do with a stalker...
Those people need food poisoning...
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Other types of people that I hate? Those fucking slime balls with slicked back hair that usually end up going out in bars every Friday, Saturday, Sunday night to see if they can pick up chicks... And all they do is walk around in these retarded cleavage/open shirts and there fat harry chest exposed to the world as if they were the sexiest thing on the face of the earth...
You know what? You are a middle aged looser, nobody wants to see your harry chest...
Please throw yourself in front of traffic or overdose... PLEASE!
Nobody wants to hear that bullshit anymore... It's time for some reevaluation of ones life...
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I also dislike people that talk about there problems with there insignificant other... You know what? I don't really care about your relationship problems... You can just shove them up your ass for all I care... Nobody wants to hear about how your boyfriend/girlfriend doesn't like you or is ignoring you...
Nobody cares... Shut your mouth, choke on your food and die...
Did you ever have a good friend with which you went out every time and again and they always gotta bring there fucking girlfriend and there girlfriend turns out to be one of those people you just wanna kill...
I mean really kill... Like jump up and down on them and kill... And chop up there body into 15 different parts and flush those in different toilets...
You know... The type of person that there parents should have had an abortion before even walking the earth...
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I also can't stand people who sit at home and listen to "every rose hat it's thorns" like it's the most depressive song in the world... You are fucking pathetic... Take the CD out, crack it in half and slit your wrists with the broken pieces... It's over... There done, you're done, kill yourself...
It's shit like this that piss me off... You know, these people who have no inner soul, no nothing... They just revolve around there own pathetic little world with no consideration of what is going on around them... They have no sense or grasp of reality and really need to be taken off this face of the earth...
They have no substance... They have no control over themselves... And they really need to be put to sleep... Permanently...
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Thank you for listening...
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Like people that come up to you and ask you for advice... But when you give them advice they don't take it and come back a week later and are all like "I can't believe everything turned out so wrong"... Do you want to know why everything went out so wrong? It's because you didn't take my advice and you are fucking stupid... That's what went wrong... You didn't listen to me!
I know all...
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Another type of person are those insignificant peons who just have to validate themselves by being in a relationship... You know what? It's pathetic, weak minded and you show no inner strength whatsoever...
Get over your girlfriend, get over your boyfriend or whoever you are fucking mourning over and live fucking life...
People who stalk there ex girlfriends particularly piss me off... What the fuck is wrong with these people? Don't you have anything better to do with your life that to be emotionally attached to someone who hates your guts?
Do something with your life... Find a hobby...
Like... Jeez... Are there no video games out there that you could be playing? At the very least shoot yourself... Get yourself out of society... Nobody wants anything to do with a stalker...
Those people need food poisoning...
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Other types of people that I hate? Those fucking slime balls with slicked back hair that usually end up going out in bars every Friday, Saturday, Sunday night to see if they can pick up chicks... And all they do is walk around in these retarded cleavage/open shirts and there fat harry chest exposed to the world as if they were the sexiest thing on the face of the earth...
You know what? You are a middle aged looser, nobody wants to see your harry chest...
Please throw yourself in front of traffic or overdose... PLEASE!
Nobody wants to hear that bullshit anymore... It's time for some reevaluation of ones life...
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I also dislike people that talk about there problems with there insignificant other... You know what? I don't really care about your relationship problems... You can just shove them up your ass for all I care... Nobody wants to hear about how your boyfriend/girlfriend doesn't like you or is ignoring you...
Nobody cares... Shut your mouth, choke on your food and die...
Did you ever have a good friend with which you went out every time and again and they always gotta bring there fucking girlfriend and there girlfriend turns out to be one of those people you just wanna kill...
I mean really kill... Like jump up and down on them and kill... And chop up there body into 15 different parts and flush those in different toilets...
You know... The type of person that there parents should have had an abortion before even walking the earth...
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I also can't stand people who sit at home and listen to "every rose hat it's thorns" like it's the most depressive song in the world... You are fucking pathetic... Take the CD out, crack it in half and slit your wrists with the broken pieces... It's over... There done, you're done, kill yourself...
It's shit like this that piss me off... You know, these people who have no inner soul, no nothing... They just revolve around there own pathetic little world with no consideration of what is going on around them... They have no sense or grasp of reality and really need to be taken off this face of the earth...
They have no substance... They have no control over themselves... And they really need to be put to sleep... Permanently...
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Thank you for listening...
7/9/11
I don't care...
Shops... Bars... Clubs...
I just don't care anymore...
Why?
Because nobody else does... All the punks, scots, emos, sceens, indies and everybody else who hated these places started hanging out there...
People have started to accept these changes as the norm because the alternatives have been removed from our everyday lives for so long that people don't even remember that there was an alternative... This is it... This is what people know...
So they win? Only because people are stupid and accept everything that they are given... So you know what? Congratulations bitches... You have become the standard hangout for the next generation of mindless morons who think there indie... Who think there punk... Who think there unique... Self delusional morons who sit around with there laptops and cellphones texting how awesome it is to be paying 6 lei for a beer, 5 for a cup of coffee or whatever much YOU are paying for that crap...
You are the haul for the planet... The normal... The average... A group of people so unaware and unconscious about there dally routine that the notion of an alternative to the homogenized garbage scattered throwout this world would be soughed at...
Franchises of tasteless flavor pop mark this world like a corporate acne... People claim they hate it yet continue to support it... So they can save some money... Much rather lose some money...
Eventually all these companies will collapse under the weight of its own bloated budget and be devoured by another much larger entity...
So you know what? What the fuck ever dude... Give me my beer you nut sucker and let me get out of this blanc and slimy corporate dildo that perpetually fucks outer eye nation...
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Don't care dude... Enjoy dealing with all the fake ass emos all day...
Fucker!
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Whiny little bitch...
I just don't care anymore...
Why?
Because nobody else does... All the punks, scots, emos, sceens, indies and everybody else who hated these places started hanging out there...
People have started to accept these changes as the norm because the alternatives have been removed from our everyday lives for so long that people don't even remember that there was an alternative... This is it... This is what people know...
So they win? Only because people are stupid and accept everything that they are given... So you know what? Congratulations bitches... You have become the standard hangout for the next generation of mindless morons who think there indie... Who think there punk... Who think there unique... Self delusional morons who sit around with there laptops and cellphones texting how awesome it is to be paying 6 lei for a beer, 5 for a cup of coffee or whatever much YOU are paying for that crap...
You are the haul for the planet... The normal... The average... A group of people so unaware and unconscious about there dally routine that the notion of an alternative to the homogenized garbage scattered throwout this world would be soughed at...
Franchises of tasteless flavor pop mark this world like a corporate acne... People claim they hate it yet continue to support it... So they can save some money... Much rather lose some money...
Eventually all these companies will collapse under the weight of its own bloated budget and be devoured by another much larger entity...
So you know what? What the fuck ever dude... Give me my beer you nut sucker and let me get out of this blanc and slimy corporate dildo that perpetually fucks outer eye nation...
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Don't care dude... Enjoy dealing with all the fake ass emos all day...
Fucker!
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Whiny little bitch...
SpamSpamSpamSpamSp...
Lately I have been getting tired of Spam...
Lately... Not lately... Always... Spam has always been something that was pushing me to the high end of desperation...
People are apparently being spamed by information, of course in most cases useless, from all sides, by all sources... And I'm not only referring to the Spam we are subjected to via e-mail... No... I am referring to ll forms of information and much much more...
Internet, Newspaper, Television and even the city itself... Billboards, posters, flayers and so much more...
And much worse... You are being spamed with the same information over and over again... E/mail is the best way to describe this... You receive one mail from the organizer/host/page and then several more from other people, as if you don't already get the first one... As if you just don't read that one so people are forced to sen you more...
And then they Spam you in personal... On the street, via phone...
It is really getting annoying at one point...
STOP THE SPAM... I SAW IT... I GOT IT... I DO NOT WANT IT... KEEP IT TO YOURSELF...
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SpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpam...
Lately... Not lately... Always... Spam has always been something that was pushing me to the high end of desperation...
People are apparently being spamed by information, of course in most cases useless, from all sides, by all sources... And I'm not only referring to the Spam we are subjected to via e-mail... No... I am referring to ll forms of information and much much more...
Internet, Newspaper, Television and even the city itself... Billboards, posters, flayers and so much more...
And much worse... You are being spamed with the same information over and over again... E/mail is the best way to describe this... You receive one mail from the organizer/host/page and then several more from other people, as if you don't already get the first one... As if you just don't read that one so people are forced to sen you more...
And then they Spam you in personal... On the street, via phone...
It is really getting annoying at one point...
STOP THE SPAM... I SAW IT... I GOT IT... I DO NOT WANT IT... KEEP IT TO YOURSELF...
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SpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpam...
Social Network
The stupidity of this world seems to perpetuate itself, forcing me to once again to remind the masses to why they are being fucking stupid...
So... Once again we return to the most wonderful world of social networking... Your Friends list in particular...
What makes me want to encourage mass hangings is when people on your Friends list start bickering amongst each other causing all sort of problems amongst the rest of your friends... It ends up being an endless cycle of "he said, she said" pseudo-intellectual arguments with an all around egocentric mentality causing to think that there view is the right view... Nobody rationalizes... Nobody thinks things threw... And so NOW all this infighting ha YOU caught in the middle where both sides want you to chose a side... And of course being the rational one you don't really wanna do that... Because all you can think of is that these people are FUCKING STUPID and need to drink Ethanol and stop bitching...
But nobody stops bitching... They just start deleting friends from there list like it even matters... Like deleting someone is empowering or something... Like it gives you the last word...
But... What if the person you deleted FUCKING HATES YOU... And all you have done is press the button to end a friendship that the other person did NOT want in the first place... Making you seem like a petty bastard giving the other person everything they wanted to begin with... And THAT makes YOU look like a SUCKER...
SUCKER!!!
Do you really think you have won some kind of insignificant discussion? Do you really think you view is now more valid because you have eliminated the other party?
It doesn't really work that way... You win a debate by winning a debate... You win it with facts... Real facts... And knowledge... But if you can't discuss things rationally keep your mouth shut... Keep the peace and let it go... But nobody ever does... So now you are caught in the middle of all this bullshit wondering, even at the age of 12, if you are a little bit old to be dealing with this juvenile behavior...
So your Friends list, along with everybody else's Friends list dwindles down from 200 to 6 all because you did not chose sides... Now both parties think that you are siding with the other side...
STUPID!!!
You know... It might be healthy for everybody to leave out the troublemakers on there friends list... Both parties... Like there 5 years old... You both go in different corners of your room until you can both admit that you are fucking stupid... And then maybe i will re-add you...
The thing to remember people... Everybody sucks... Everybody blows... And everybody lies...
The world is a spear of bickering jackasses who's own ideas and opinions seem to be more important than basic human civility...
GETTING TIRED OF THESE PEOPLE!
Keep that crap to yourself and leave me alone... LEAVE ME OUT OF IT!
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Bunch of moronic wannabe pseudo-intellectual butmonkeys...
So... Once again we return to the most wonderful world of social networking... Your Friends list in particular...
What makes me want to encourage mass hangings is when people on your Friends list start bickering amongst each other causing all sort of problems amongst the rest of your friends... It ends up being an endless cycle of "he said, she said" pseudo-intellectual arguments with an all around egocentric mentality causing to think that there view is the right view... Nobody rationalizes... Nobody thinks things threw... And so NOW all this infighting ha YOU caught in the middle where both sides want you to chose a side... And of course being the rational one you don't really wanna do that... Because all you can think of is that these people are FUCKING STUPID and need to drink Ethanol and stop bitching...
But nobody stops bitching... They just start deleting friends from there list like it even matters... Like deleting someone is empowering or something... Like it gives you the last word...
But... What if the person you deleted FUCKING HATES YOU... And all you have done is press the button to end a friendship that the other person did NOT want in the first place... Making you seem like a petty bastard giving the other person everything they wanted to begin with... And THAT makes YOU look like a SUCKER...
SUCKER!!!
Do you really think you have won some kind of insignificant discussion? Do you really think you view is now more valid because you have eliminated the other party?
It doesn't really work that way... You win a debate by winning a debate... You win it with facts... Real facts... And knowledge... But if you can't discuss things rationally keep your mouth shut... Keep the peace and let it go... But nobody ever does... So now you are caught in the middle of all this bullshit wondering, even at the age of 12, if you are a little bit old to be dealing with this juvenile behavior...
So your Friends list, along with everybody else's Friends list dwindles down from 200 to 6 all because you did not chose sides... Now both parties think that you are siding with the other side...
STUPID!!!
You know... It might be healthy for everybody to leave out the troublemakers on there friends list... Both parties... Like there 5 years old... You both go in different corners of your room until you can both admit that you are fucking stupid... And then maybe i will re-add you...
The thing to remember people... Everybody sucks... Everybody blows... And everybody lies...
The world is a spear of bickering jackasses who's own ideas and opinions seem to be more important than basic human civility...
GETTING TIRED OF THESE PEOPLE!
Keep that crap to yourself and leave me alone... LEAVE ME OUT OF IT!
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Bunch of moronic wannabe pseudo-intellectual butmonkeys...
9/3/10
R.I.P.
You know what I hate about death? No, it's not the dieing part...
It's the ridiculous amount of importance and *respect* placed upon a person once there dead...
THAT SIMPLY PISSES ME OFF!
Here lies a man, a man who annoyed everyone he ever came in contact with... A retarded jockey with nothing to do with his spare time than make fun of the people around him, make stupid comments about all the little things people do wrong around him and refused to work as a team with anyone in the environment... The same dick who duck taped you to a freaking chair, threw your stuff out the window and craped on your cupcake...
He never admitted it, never apologized and was a complete dick!
"Oh, don't say that... Have some respect for the dead."
Well WTF for? All my life i have wanted this guy to drop dead and now, finally, he did... And I can't be happy about it?
Screw that... This guy was a prick!
And then... The elegy... I hate these things... All it is to me is a fifteen minute summary of an individual's life leaving out all the bad parts... For most people fifteen minutes is all you are left with after taking out all the sh!t he did!
Here's an example:
"Today we lay to rest a man who loved his country and saw great things for his people. A man both commanding and determined... A man who's vision was far reaching and influenced many...
Artistic and outspoken he immediately grabbed the attention of man kind world wide...
Today we lay to rest mister ADOLF HITLER!"
Almost sounded like he was a good guy for a minute there... Didn't it...
I thing elegy's should be based on truth...
"Here lies some prick who was a murderous asshole who also had self esteem issues and was a mediocre artist at best...
Here lies mister Adolf Hitler...
May worms nod out his eyes and may Satan violate his rectum with a pitchfork!"
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You get a few elegy's like this into the mix and you might just get more people to join these f****** lame ass, boring, life darning funeral's...
It's just an opinion... But most would agree...
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REST IN PEACE F*****!
It's the ridiculous amount of importance and *respect* placed upon a person once there dead...
THAT SIMPLY PISSES ME OFF!
Here lies a man, a man who annoyed everyone he ever came in contact with... A retarded jockey with nothing to do with his spare time than make fun of the people around him, make stupid comments about all the little things people do wrong around him and refused to work as a team with anyone in the environment... The same dick who duck taped you to a freaking chair, threw your stuff out the window and craped on your cupcake...
He never admitted it, never apologized and was a complete dick!
"Oh, don't say that... Have some respect for the dead."
Well WTF for? All my life i have wanted this guy to drop dead and now, finally, he did... And I can't be happy about it?
Screw that... This guy was a prick!
And then... The elegy... I hate these things... All it is to me is a fifteen minute summary of an individual's life leaving out all the bad parts... For most people fifteen minutes is all you are left with after taking out all the sh!t he did!
Here's an example:
"Today we lay to rest a man who loved his country and saw great things for his people. A man both commanding and determined... A man who's vision was far reaching and influenced many...
Artistic and outspoken he immediately grabbed the attention of man kind world wide...
Today we lay to rest mister ADOLF HITLER!"
Almost sounded like he was a good guy for a minute there... Didn't it...
I thing elegy's should be based on truth...
"Here lies some prick who was a murderous asshole who also had self esteem issues and was a mediocre artist at best...
Here lies mister Adolf Hitler...
May worms nod out his eyes and may Satan violate his rectum with a pitchfork!"
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You get a few elegy's like this into the mix and you might just get more people to join these f****** lame ass, boring, life darning funeral's...
It's just an opinion... But most would agree...
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REST IN PEACE F*****!
8/17/10
The "ZEN" fashion...
Now this... This...
This is something that's, simply put, setting my brain on explode is this profane pseudo-western Zen bulsh!t... This entire idea of becoming one with the universe is slowly but surely creeping into marketing... Like, for example, in fashion adds where they will show some skinny ass bitch sitting in some yoga position (that, if you ask me, is totally wrong) with a serene panted on grin while simultaneous dressed in some hideous garb... That is the antiphysis of Zen... The complete opposite...
But of course they try to pass these fashions as an accessory to universal piece within the soul! Yyeeeaaaah... Ok...
"A piece of sh!t ass scarf with little kittens on it is so Zen... Yeah... Nothing says *at piece with ones surroundings* like a see through bathing suit..."
YOU PRICKS!
If you didn't have that snorkel you would suffocate with your head up your own ass all the time...
And out of all the people they can possibly chose to interpret an image of Zen, why the f*** do they pick some skinny ass crack head model? I bet she is reeeeeeeeally Zen... Oh yeah... Really centered... Self centered that is...
EWER LOOK AT BUDDHA? Siddhartha Gautama is his real name if you really wish to know... Just putting it out there...
The guy was a FAT BASTARD! And honestly I think I know how he managed to hit enlightenment... He, simply put, didn't give a sh!t... He ate what he wanted, didn't care that he got fat, soaked up the sun, slept where he wanted and basically did only what he wanted to without caring for the consequences... He didn't bitch about the trials of life because he accepted each of the trials of life as a natural thing... As a part of it...
Can you imagine one of these up tight superstars and models that decided to represent the image of Zen not getting there way before a photo shoot or scene? Do you think they'd be all Zen about not getting there bowl of red only M&M's? Can you imagine them with a broken air conditioner? Do you think they'd still be all Zen about it? NO, I DON'T THINK SO!
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Did you ever meat one of these neo-zen ass rammers who spew sh!t out of there mouth about how they take time out of there busy schedule to meditate and reflect upon all of life's complexness? Are these people kidding me? ARE YOU F****** KIDDING ME?!?!?
Look folks... You are not Zen... You are not at piece with the universe... You are just a westerner who wants to be included in something mystical and meaningful just so you can emanate some kind of soft shelled mystical facade and try to gain some psychological leverage over those you speak too by belittling there, so called, undeveloped minds and carry on and are about yourself as if you were some kind of spiritual guru you can not possibly understand... GOT THAT?!?!?
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YOU ARE NOT ZEN... YOU ARE NOT CENTERING YOUR CHI... YOU ARE BULLSH!T... YOU ARE A LAME ASS CAUCASIAN (most cases) WHO LIKES TO WARE MYSTICISM ON YOUR ARM AS IF IT"S A F****** FASHION ACCESSORY...
And unfortunately the rest of us are the ones who have to sit through this pseudo-society-bulsh!t...
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THE ZEN OF ANGER IS ALL YOU NEED TO MASTER! CHRIST!
This is something that's, simply put, setting my brain on explode is this profane pseudo-western Zen bulsh!t... This entire idea of becoming one with the universe is slowly but surely creeping into marketing... Like, for example, in fashion adds where they will show some skinny ass bitch sitting in some yoga position (that, if you ask me, is totally wrong) with a serene panted on grin while simultaneous dressed in some hideous garb... That is the antiphysis of Zen... The complete opposite...
But of course they try to pass these fashions as an accessory to universal piece within the soul! Yyeeeaaaah... Ok...
"A piece of sh!t ass scarf with little kittens on it is so Zen... Yeah... Nothing says *at piece with ones surroundings* like a see through bathing suit..."
YOU PRICKS!
If you didn't have that snorkel you would suffocate with your head up your own ass all the time...
And out of all the people they can possibly chose to interpret an image of Zen, why the f*** do they pick some skinny ass crack head model? I bet she is reeeeeeeeally Zen... Oh yeah... Really centered... Self centered that is...
EWER LOOK AT BUDDHA? Siddhartha Gautama is his real name if you really wish to know... Just putting it out there...
The guy was a FAT BASTARD! And honestly I think I know how he managed to hit enlightenment... He, simply put, didn't give a sh!t... He ate what he wanted, didn't care that he got fat, soaked up the sun, slept where he wanted and basically did only what he wanted to without caring for the consequences... He didn't bitch about the trials of life because he accepted each of the trials of life as a natural thing... As a part of it...
Can you imagine one of these up tight superstars and models that decided to represent the image of Zen not getting there way before a photo shoot or scene? Do you think they'd be all Zen about not getting there bowl of red only M&M's? Can you imagine them with a broken air conditioner? Do you think they'd still be all Zen about it? NO, I DON'T THINK SO!
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Did you ever meat one of these neo-zen ass rammers who spew sh!t out of there mouth about how they take time out of there busy schedule to meditate and reflect upon all of life's complexness? Are these people kidding me? ARE YOU F****** KIDDING ME?!?!?
Look folks... You are not Zen... You are not at piece with the universe... You are just a westerner who wants to be included in something mystical and meaningful just so you can emanate some kind of soft shelled mystical facade and try to gain some psychological leverage over those you speak too by belittling there, so called, undeveloped minds and carry on and are about yourself as if you were some kind of spiritual guru you can not possibly understand... GOT THAT?!?!?
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YOU ARE NOT ZEN... YOU ARE NOT CENTERING YOUR CHI... YOU ARE BULLSH!T... YOU ARE A LAME ASS CAUCASIAN (most cases) WHO LIKES TO WARE MYSTICISM ON YOUR ARM AS IF IT"S A F****** FASHION ACCESSORY...
And unfortunately the rest of us are the ones who have to sit through this pseudo-society-bulsh!t...
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THE ZEN OF ANGER IS ALL YOU NEED TO MASTER! CHRIST!
7/14/10
Porn or boom?
Excuse me, I have a question. Why are people so retarded?
You people are trying to ban all my video games that are violent or have some sexual promiscuity to them!
#VIOLENCE IS MORE ACCEPTED THAN SEX#
It's always been like that! Movies, Video games, literature, comic books and so on... You tend to get uptight about both sex and violence...
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And those are the two main ingredients on which humanity thrives... Then what's the problem?
It's just a matter of having these materials accessible to minors that makes people obtuse!
#MINORS CAN HANDLE SEX AND VIOLENCE#
But not even that is correct...
#THE FOLLOWING ARE MORE ACCEPTED THAN A NIPPLE#
I have been seeing kids play video games in which people are getting shot in the face, stabbed in the back, and/or get run over... Suddenly one little love scene shows up and all of a sudden we have to "save the children"? Screw the children!
#LOVE ACTS ARE EVIL#
That's convoluted... Convoluted and stupid!
That would mean the people are OK with people getting there heads blown off but an exposed Willy wreaks havoc around the world!
#EXPLODING HEADS ARE OK#
#EXPLODING WIENERS ARE NOT OK#
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Moronic... As an individual what would you rather be subjected to? Sex or violence?
#COCK IS BAD#
#FACE BLOWN OFF IS OK#
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This should be up to the viewer to decide to its acceptability and not some censor!
#DON'T CENSOR ME COCK BLASTERS#
You don't like it?
Change the channel, flip the page, close the window or just walk away!
#LOVE MAKING BAD#
#SEVERED LIBS OK#
WE CAN MAKE UP OUR OWN MINDS!
#TAKE RESPONSIBILITY CARELESS PARENTS#
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Fucking bunch of twisted assholes...
You people are trying to ban all my video games that are violent or have some sexual promiscuity to them!
#VIOLENCE IS MORE ACCEPTED THAN SEX#
It's always been like that! Movies, Video games, literature, comic books and so on... You tend to get uptight about both sex and violence...
...
And those are the two main ingredients on which humanity thrives... Then what's the problem?
It's just a matter of having these materials accessible to minors that makes people obtuse!
#MINORS CAN HANDLE SEX AND VIOLENCE#
But not even that is correct...
#THE FOLLOWING ARE MORE ACCEPTED THAN A NIPPLE#
I have been seeing kids play video games in which people are getting shot in the face, stabbed in the back, and/or get run over... Suddenly one little love scene shows up and all of a sudden we have to "save the children"? Screw the children!
#LOVE ACTS ARE EVIL#
That's convoluted... Convoluted and stupid!
That would mean the people are OK with people getting there heads blown off but an exposed Willy wreaks havoc around the world!
#EXPLODING HEADS ARE OK#
#EXPLODING WIENERS ARE NOT OK#
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Moronic... As an individual what would you rather be subjected to? Sex or violence?
#COCK IS BAD#
#FACE BLOWN OFF IS OK#
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This should be up to the viewer to decide to its acceptability and not some censor!
#DON'T CENSOR ME COCK BLASTERS#
You don't like it?
Change the channel, flip the page, close the window or just walk away!
#LOVE MAKING BAD#
#SEVERED LIBS OK#
WE CAN MAKE UP OUR OWN MINDS!
#TAKE RESPONSIBILITY CARELESS PARENTS#
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Fucking bunch of twisted assholes...
NO means NO!
WARNING! EXPLICIT CONTENT!
I... Can't... Stand... People who can't take NO for an answer!
Ever had this happen to you? Like when one of your goofy ass friends insists on you watching a particular movie, or eating a particular dish, and for some reason you just don't feel like it... But that person insists...
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It starts off slow like "Hey, dude, you wanna watch a movie?" and your all like "Nah man, not in the mood." and there all like "Ah come on man, it's an awesome movie! It's got gunfights!" and your all like "Not into action movies." and then there all like "Kevin Bacon's in it." and you go "Not a Kevin Bacon fan" but they say "It's also got that chick with really big boobs in it, man!" and you reply "That's not a reason to sit through two hours of crap!"... "It will be good!"... "Probably won't be!"... "Come on man."... "No! I don't wanna watch a movie!"... "Well, what else are you doing?"... "ANYTHING ELSE!"... "Lemme just pack this into the DVD player."... "ASSHOLE, I SAID NO! I DON'T WANNA WATCH YOUR SHITTY FUCKING SHITTY MOVIE YOU DUMB MOTHERFUCKER!"... "Aw, why you gotta be that way?"... "Because I told you fifteen times that I don't wanna watch a movie! And you just keep asking! You are pushing me to the level of becoming a prick! Now what? Fuck you, fuck your movie and go fuck yourself!"... "Erm, so you don't wanna watch it?"... "Yeah, just gimme that DVD for a sec... CRACK! There ya go asshole!"... "Man, your such a dick!"
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Then you look like a fucking bad guy cause this asshole couldn't take a fucking hint!
IT'S THAT KIND OF SHIT THAT TICKS ME OFF! NO MEANS NO! OPEN YOUR EARS, PAY ATTENTION, AND STOP TRYING TO MAKE ME DO STUFF I DON'T WANNA DO! NO MEANS NO! GO FUCK YOURSELVES AND GO KILL YOUR MOTHER!
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Fucking persistent bastard... Movie sucks anyway...
I... Can't... Stand... People who can't take NO for an answer!
Ever had this happen to you? Like when one of your goofy ass friends insists on you watching a particular movie, or eating a particular dish, and for some reason you just don't feel like it... But that person insists...
...
It starts off slow like "Hey, dude, you wanna watch a movie?" and your all like "Nah man, not in the mood." and there all like "Ah come on man, it's an awesome movie! It's got gunfights!" and your all like "Not into action movies." and then there all like "Kevin Bacon's in it." and you go "Not a Kevin Bacon fan" but they say "It's also got that chick with really big boobs in it, man!" and you reply "That's not a reason to sit through two hours of crap!"... "It will be good!"... "Probably won't be!"... "Come on man."... "No! I don't wanna watch a movie!"... "Well, what else are you doing?"... "ANYTHING ELSE!"... "Lemme just pack this into the DVD player."... "ASSHOLE, I SAID NO! I DON'T WANNA WATCH YOUR SHITTY FUCKING SHITTY MOVIE YOU DUMB MOTHERFUCKER!"... "Aw, why you gotta be that way?"... "Because I told you fifteen times that I don't wanna watch a movie! And you just keep asking! You are pushing me to the level of becoming a prick! Now what? Fuck you, fuck your movie and go fuck yourself!"... "Erm, so you don't wanna watch it?"... "Yeah, just gimme that DVD for a sec... CRACK! There ya go asshole!"... "Man, your such a dick!"
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Then you look like a fucking bad guy cause this asshole couldn't take a fucking hint!
IT'S THAT KIND OF SHIT THAT TICKS ME OFF! NO MEANS NO! OPEN YOUR EARS, PAY ATTENTION, AND STOP TRYING TO MAKE ME DO STUFF I DON'T WANNA DO! NO MEANS NO! GO FUCK YOURSELVES AND GO KILL YOUR MOTHER!
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Fucking persistent bastard... Movie sucks anyway...
7/12/10
Voice-overs!!!
You know what just pissed me off? I'm watching this Japanese cartoon and they dubbed the whole thing in English!
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I want to know where they found these god awful voice actors... I mean the voice acting is just horrible... It doesn't fit with the animation, it doesn't have the same feeling as the original dialog and it just make the entire cartoon look and sound like crap... I'd rather have subtitles...
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And it's not just here... It's in all dubbed cartoons, movies and shows...
Have you ever seen an American movie dubbed in Spanish?
It's so horrible it makes me wanna cut of my own ears and feed the to the dog...
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STOP GOD DAMN DUBBING THINGS!
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Oh, and the jokes... Have you tried to translate a joke from one language to another? Dose... Not... Make... Sense...
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Stupid ass linguistic cunt translator cunt wannabe director moron person!
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I want to know where they found these god awful voice actors... I mean the voice acting is just horrible... It doesn't fit with the animation, it doesn't have the same feeling as the original dialog and it just make the entire cartoon look and sound like crap... I'd rather have subtitles...
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And it's not just here... It's in all dubbed cartoons, movies and shows...
Have you ever seen an American movie dubbed in Spanish?
It's so horrible it makes me wanna cut of my own ears and feed the to the dog...
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STOP GOD DAMN DUBBING THINGS!
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Oh, and the jokes... Have you tried to translate a joke from one language to another? Dose... Not... Make... Sense...
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Stupid ass linguistic cunt translator cunt wannabe director moron person!
6/23/10
I PISS ME OFF!
Yeah... That's right... I piss myself off!
Why might you ask?
Well... In fact it is quite simple...
You see i have all these paper planes that are zooming around my head, bombarding me with the ideas of what I hate, while I'm climbing a skyscraper while holding a freaking Twinkie! YOU ARE NOT GETTING MY TWINKIE!
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I mentioned some of the many things that piss me off only to realize that I also fit in the description (maybe not entirely, but partially) of the things I despise...
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I Tell people what I hate only to see that I also fit in that specific place...
I piss myself off by telling people to stop listening to idiots telling them how to live there lives only to see that I am also telling them how to live...
I lie to myself saying "I'm breaking my own rules with a better good in mind... I do this to help... I do this to teach them something..."
But what if there perception is not shared with my own... Witch it is not...
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Yeah... A few days ago my GF told me that she is listening to my words of advice and life philosophies beacuse I'm older, more mature... Yeah right... If you know me you know how mature I am... Not at all...
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I PISS MYSELF OFF!!!
I can't even follow my own mental laws... GOD DAMN IT!
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Freaking piece of self righteous asshole...
Why might you ask?
Well... In fact it is quite simple...
You see i have all these paper planes that are zooming around my head, bombarding me with the ideas of what I hate, while I'm climbing a skyscraper while holding a freaking Twinkie! YOU ARE NOT GETTING MY TWINKIE!
...
I mentioned some of the many things that piss me off only to realize that I also fit in the description (maybe not entirely, but partially) of the things I despise...
...
I Tell people what I hate only to see that I also fit in that specific place...
I piss myself off by telling people to stop listening to idiots telling them how to live there lives only to see that I am also telling them how to live...
I lie to myself saying "I'm breaking my own rules with a better good in mind... I do this to help... I do this to teach them something..."
But what if there perception is not shared with my own... Witch it is not...
...
Yeah... A few days ago my GF told me that she is listening to my words of advice and life philosophies beacuse I'm older, more mature... Yeah right... If you know me you know how mature I am... Not at all...
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I PISS MYSELF OFF!!!
I can't even follow my own mental laws... GOD DAMN IT!
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Freaking piece of self righteous asshole...
Commercials...
You know what annoys me ?
The way the media takes advantage of it's audience... Like when you go to see a movie and you are sitting in the theater and for like 20 minutes before the movie you have to sit through commercials like car commercials, soda commercials and condescending advertising belittling you because you didn't buy your ticket on-line...
F*** those people WITH THE LAWN GNOME!!!
I'm just sick of being stuck somewhere watching some bitch of a commercial for some crap I don't want...
And it doesn't end at the theater, it's even in your computer... No matter what you want to watch you ave to sit through some idiotic commercial before...
I tired of clicking some "X" each time I watch a clip on YT!
Wanna watch the new episode of RWJ? Sure... Just after this add...
Wanna watch the news? Hold on there... Here's a new dog sh!t remover you need to know about!
And before you know it you won't be able to open your front door without some add paging on your sidewalk... I don't go outside so I'm fine with that... I'm just saying... Advertising has become a necessary evil to a certain extent... It is used to pay for certain things and ensures certain sides of a business... However when i go to a movie theater and I'm already paying for a movie ticket why the f*** do i have to sit through commercials... What are they paying for... The popcorn? Erm... Sorry... Already payer for that... 5 lei... Maybe the adds cover my soda... Wait, no... 5 lei... Maybe, just maybe I will get a commemorative trinket from the movie i just saw... Not really... That's going to be even more than the ticket, the popcorn and the soda put together...
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So what it looks like to me here is that advertising in movie theaters don't really pay for anything... I get no discount, no free candy, no cookies, not even a god damn taco crust! I... GET... SH!T... All I get is bombarded with crap, insulted by morons and taken advantage of by paper pushing cocksuckers... This is life and it f****** sucks...
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Batteries not included f******!
The way the media takes advantage of it's audience... Like when you go to see a movie and you are sitting in the theater and for like 20 minutes before the movie you have to sit through commercials like car commercials, soda commercials and condescending advertising belittling you because you didn't buy your ticket on-line...
F*** those people WITH THE LAWN GNOME!!!
I'm just sick of being stuck somewhere watching some bitch of a commercial for some crap I don't want...
And it doesn't end at the theater, it's even in your computer... No matter what you want to watch you ave to sit through some idiotic commercial before...
I tired of clicking some "X" each time I watch a clip on YT!
Wanna watch the new episode of RWJ? Sure... Just after this add...
Wanna watch the news? Hold on there... Here's a new dog sh!t remover you need to know about!
And before you know it you won't be able to open your front door without some add paging on your sidewalk... I don't go outside so I'm fine with that... I'm just saying... Advertising has become a necessary evil to a certain extent... It is used to pay for certain things and ensures certain sides of a business... However when i go to a movie theater and I'm already paying for a movie ticket why the f*** do i have to sit through commercials... What are they paying for... The popcorn? Erm... Sorry... Already payer for that... 5 lei... Maybe the adds cover my soda... Wait, no... 5 lei... Maybe, just maybe I will get a commemorative trinket from the movie i just saw... Not really... That's going to be even more than the ticket, the popcorn and the soda put together...
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So what it looks like to me here is that advertising in movie theaters don't really pay for anything... I get no discount, no free candy, no cookies, not even a god damn taco crust! I... GET... SH!T... All I get is bombarded with crap, insulted by morons and taken advantage of by paper pushing cocksuckers... This is life and it f****** sucks...
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The morons suicide guide to the afterlife... Available in stores now...
Batteries not included f******!
6/21/10
Leapsa!
1. Luati cartea cea mai la îndemâna, deschideti-o la pagina 18 si scrieti al patrulea rând.
E o pagina goala (WTF?)
Pagina17, randul 4: "zhansky, R.A. Fisher, J.B.S. Haldane, David Lack, Michael Lerner,"
Ernst Mayer - DE LA BACTERII LA OM
2. Fara sa verificati, cât e ora?
13:00
3. Verificati.
12:47
4. Cu ce sunteti îmbracat(a)?
Pantaloni scurti... Atat...
5. Înainte de a raspunde la acest chestionar la ce va uitati?
YT!
6. Ce zgomot auziti în afara de cel al calculatorului?
Pasarele... Si un latrat de caine :D
7. Când ati iesit ultima data si unde ati fost?
Azi dimineata in parc...
8. Ce ati visat ieri noapte?
Nu mai tin minte :(
9. Când ati râs ultima data?
Aseara...
10. Ce aveti pe pereti în încaperea în care sunteti?
Doua masti tiki si doua dreamcatchere...
11. Care-i ultimul film pe care l-ati vazut?
Alice in Wonderland -
12. Ati vazut ceva ciudat azi?
Din pacate nu...
13. Ce parere aveti despre acest chestionar?
...
14. Spune-ne ceva ce nu stim înca.
Iaurtul este o fiinta vie >:)
15. Prenumele copilului tau, daca ar fi fetita.
Ioi... Da m-am si gandit la asa ceva...
16. Si daca ar fi baiat?
*facepalm* Citeste ce am scris mai sus...
17. V-ati gândit vreodata sa locuiti în strainatate?
Da... Da habar nu am unde... Numa la Oras nu...
18. Ce ati dori sa va spuna Dumnezeu la Portile Raiului?
"Can i take your order?"
19. Daca ati putea schimba ceva în lume, ce ar fi?
Nimik... E perfect asa cum e...
20. Va place sa dansati?
Not really...
21. George Bush?
George... NO
Bush... Sure
22. Ce ati vazut la televizor ultima data?
Stirile de la ora 5... Si iarasi un viol...
E o pagina goala (WTF?)
Pagina17, randul 4: "zhansky, R.A. Fisher, J.B.S. Haldane, David Lack, Michael Lerner,"
Ernst Mayer - DE LA BACTERII LA OM
2. Fara sa verificati, cât e ora?
13:00
3. Verificati.
12:47
4. Cu ce sunteti îmbracat(a)?
Pantaloni scurti... Atat...
5. Înainte de a raspunde la acest chestionar la ce va uitati?
YT!
6. Ce zgomot auziti în afara de cel al calculatorului?
Pasarele... Si un latrat de caine :D
7. Când ati iesit ultima data si unde ati fost?
Azi dimineata in parc...
8. Ce ati visat ieri noapte?
Nu mai tin minte :(
9. Când ati râs ultima data?
Aseara...
10. Ce aveti pe pereti în încaperea în care sunteti?
Doua masti tiki si doua dreamcatchere...
11. Care-i ultimul film pe care l-ati vazut?
Alice in Wonderland -
12. Ati vazut ceva ciudat azi?
Din pacate nu...
13. Ce parere aveti despre acest chestionar?
...
14. Spune-ne ceva ce nu stim înca.
Iaurtul este o fiinta vie >:)
15. Prenumele copilului tau, daca ar fi fetita.
Ioi... Da m-am si gandit la asa ceva...
16. Si daca ar fi baiat?
*facepalm* Citeste ce am scris mai sus...
17. V-ati gândit vreodata sa locuiti în strainatate?
Da... Da habar nu am unde... Numa la Oras nu...
18. Ce ati dori sa va spuna Dumnezeu la Portile Raiului?
"Can i take your order?"
19. Daca ati putea schimba ceva în lume, ce ar fi?
Nimik... E perfect asa cum e...
20. Va place sa dansati?
Not really...
21. George Bush?
George... NO
Bush... Sure
22. Ce ati vazut la televizor ultima data?
Stirile de la ora 5... Si iarasi un viol...
6/14/10
Smokers...
You know... I f****** can't stand smokers... Not your average smoker that actually smokes... I'm taking about the half-hatred quitter...
Now... There are two types of quitters... The ones that go "You know what? I quit" and actually quit and never pick up a cigarette again... I like these people... There strong willed beings that deserve a big piece of cake, or sugary item of there choice...
Then there is the other type of quitter... The "I have been trying to quit for ten years now" quitter... The f****** weak willed jackass that smokes for one week, quits for three days and then starts right up again cause he/she needs there fix and can't handle reality without there dose of nicotine...
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Now just beacuse they decided to quit every time something goes wrong they get all out of shape and depressed and for some reason try to take it all out on you, the non smoker!
Well guess what? I'm not dealing with that sh!t... F*** these halfassed quitters and there emotional roller coasters... If you are a quitter f****** quit! If you are a smoke, smoke your f****** brains out... Don't be one of these retarded pussy assholes that "want to quit but just can't do it"...
GROW UP!
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Don't go around ruining everybody's day just because you cant get a freaking cigarette... And you know, that's what they do...
Now just because someone is going through nicotine withdraws these brain-dead, overdeveloped cum-shots are bursting into tears or set themselves on fire just because something minor went wrong...
And a lot of these assholes go "well you don't really understand unless you're a smoker..."
Frankly I don't really give a sh!t... Just because some moron had to smoke and get addicted to nicotine twelve years ago I have to be thoughtful, understanding and supportive on there road to recovery... Screw that...
I went through my whole life making sure I didn't smoke... But now, because some assclown didn't have the will power to say no and got hooked twelve years ago I have to take there moody bullsh!t?
F*** them... F*** them all up the ass with a pack of cigarettes and three cigars...
These undecided waste of DNA need to make up there f****** mind... You ether are a smoker or not... Find out which one and bee that person... And if you can't decide stay the f*** away from me and eat some of those nicotine patches until your eyes turn yellow... Stop bothering me with your pathetic crap...
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Morons...
Now... There are two types of quitters... The ones that go "You know what? I quit" and actually quit and never pick up a cigarette again... I like these people... There strong willed beings that deserve a big piece of cake, or sugary item of there choice...
Then there is the other type of quitter... The "I have been trying to quit for ten years now" quitter... The f****** weak willed jackass that smokes for one week, quits for three days and then starts right up again cause he/she needs there fix and can't handle reality without there dose of nicotine...
...
Now just beacuse they decided to quit every time something goes wrong they get all out of shape and depressed and for some reason try to take it all out on you, the non smoker!
Well guess what? I'm not dealing with that sh!t... F*** these halfassed quitters and there emotional roller coasters... If you are a quitter f****** quit! If you are a smoke, smoke your f****** brains out... Don't be one of these retarded pussy assholes that "want to quit but just can't do it"...
GROW UP!
...
Don't go around ruining everybody's day just because you cant get a freaking cigarette... And you know, that's what they do...
Now just because someone is going through nicotine withdraws these brain-dead, overdeveloped cum-shots are bursting into tears or set themselves on fire just because something minor went wrong...
And a lot of these assholes go "well you don't really understand unless you're a smoker..."
Frankly I don't really give a sh!t... Just because some moron had to smoke and get addicted to nicotine twelve years ago I have to be thoughtful, understanding and supportive on there road to recovery... Screw that...
I went through my whole life making sure I didn't smoke... But now, because some assclown didn't have the will power to say no and got hooked twelve years ago I have to take there moody bullsh!t?
F*** them... F*** them all up the ass with a pack of cigarettes and three cigars...
These undecided waste of DNA need to make up there f****** mind... You ether are a smoker or not... Find out which one and bee that person... And if you can't decide stay the f*** away from me and eat some of those nicotine patches until your eyes turn yellow... Stop bothering me with your pathetic crap...
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Morons...
Deceit!
Women... I implore you... STOP DECEIVING MEN! Seriously...
And I know some of you out there go "Huh? I don't device anyone... I'm nice and sweet and everyone likes me..."
LIES!
I don't know if you women realize it but every morning you go through a lot of trouble just do deceive men... It's like, you wake up in the morning, you put on a pound of makeup, strap on that push-up bra to make your boobs seem all perky, you extend your lashes, add hair extensions, rosie up those cheeks, wear contacts to change your eye color, dye your hair, shave your legs, armpits, some of you your face, and so on...
Folks, if you have to do so much upkeep to hide your true appearance you are not that attractive in the first place... ACCEPT IT!
Now here's where the deceitful part begins... Now that you dressed you up to look like a New York geisha hooker where do you go from there? Your looks will, in the end, attract some guy, you get into a relationship, even eventually get married, all the while keeping up appearances... Then one day the guy rolls over hooks at you without your makeup on and says "WHO THE HELL ARE YOU? I DON'T KNOW YOU! I DON'T KNOW YOU AT ALL! FUGLY!"
SO... Now this guy sees you in all your "natural glory", no makeup to cover up that wart on your cheek, no push up bra that hide your saggy boobs that are really a B cup, not a DD that push up bra led him to believe... Now to him your boobs are just a pair of saggy flesh bags that are utterly repulsive...
Now the guy starts using the "letting yourself go" line... When in reality you are simply looking the way nature intended you to... Which makes you feel even worse about yourself... So now you do buy that age defying, teen hooker makeup and apply, and reapply until you look like some kind of Cosmo rendition of a female Joker...
Sick...
Ladies... I know the whole makeup thing is there to make you look all attractive, but seriously, the facade has to come down one day... And guys and other women will see you as you really are... Wouldn't it be better to just bee yourself all the time rather than hide your flaws under powder and lipstick? I think so... Nobody likes to be disappointed... So just be yourself all the time and people will know what to expect...
And therefore you will NEVER disappoint...
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I AM SO WISE!!! OH YEAH!!!
And I know some of you out there go "Huh? I don't device anyone... I'm nice and sweet and everyone likes me..."
LIES!
I don't know if you women realize it but every morning you go through a lot of trouble just do deceive men... It's like, you wake up in the morning, you put on a pound of makeup, strap on that push-up bra to make your boobs seem all perky, you extend your lashes, add hair extensions, rosie up those cheeks, wear contacts to change your eye color, dye your hair, shave your legs, armpits, some of you your face, and so on...
Folks, if you have to do so much upkeep to hide your true appearance you are not that attractive in the first place... ACCEPT IT!
Now here's where the deceitful part begins... Now that you dressed you up to look like a New York geisha hooker where do you go from there? Your looks will, in the end, attract some guy, you get into a relationship, even eventually get married, all the while keeping up appearances... Then one day the guy rolls over hooks at you without your makeup on and says "WHO THE HELL ARE YOU? I DON'T KNOW YOU! I DON'T KNOW YOU AT ALL! FUGLY!"
SO... Now this guy sees you in all your "natural glory", no makeup to cover up that wart on your cheek, no push up bra that hide your saggy boobs that are really a B cup, not a DD that push up bra led him to believe... Now to him your boobs are just a pair of saggy flesh bags that are utterly repulsive...
Now the guy starts using the "letting yourself go" line... When in reality you are simply looking the way nature intended you to... Which makes you feel even worse about yourself... So now you do buy that age defying, teen hooker makeup and apply, and reapply until you look like some kind of Cosmo rendition of a female Joker...
Sick...
Ladies... I know the whole makeup thing is there to make you look all attractive, but seriously, the facade has to come down one day... And guys and other women will see you as you really are... Wouldn't it be better to just bee yourself all the time rather than hide your flaws under powder and lipstick? I think so... Nobody likes to be disappointed... So just be yourself all the time and people will know what to expect...
And therefore you will NEVER disappoint...
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I AM SO WISE!!! OH YEAH!!!
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