The "ZEN" fashion...

Now this... This...

This is something that's, simply put, setting my brain on explode is this profane pseudo-western Zen bulsh!t... This entire idea of becoming one with the universe is slowly but surely creeping into marketing... Like, for example, in fashion adds where they will show some skinny ass bitch sitting in some yoga position (that, if you ask me, is totally wrong) with a serene panted on grin while simultaneous dressed in some hideous garb... That is the antiphysis of Zen... The complete opposite...

But of course they try to pass these fashions as an accessory to universal piece within the soul! Yyeeeaaaah... Ok...

"A piece of sh!t ass scarf with little kittens on it is so Zen... Yeah... Nothing says *at piece with ones surroundings* like a see through bathing suit..."
YOU PRICKS!

If you didn't have that snorkel you would suffocate with your head up your own ass all the time...

And out of all the people they can possibly chose to interpret an image of Zen, why the f*** do they pick some skinny ass crack head model? I bet she is reeeeeeeeally Zen... Oh yeah... Really centered... Self centered that is...

EWER LOOK AT BUDDHA? Siddhartha Gautama is his real name if you really wish to know... Just putting it out there...
The guy was a FAT BASTARD! And honestly I think I know how he managed to hit enlightenment... He, simply put, didn't give a sh!t... He ate what he wanted, didn't care that he got fat, soaked up the sun, slept where he wanted and basically did only what he wanted to without caring for the consequences... He didn't bitch about the trials of life because he accepted each of the trials of life as a natural thing... As a part of it...

Can you imagine one of these up tight superstars and models that decided to represent the image of Zen not getting there way before a photo shoot or scene? Do you think they'd be all Zen about not getting there bowl of red only M&M's? Can you imagine them with a broken air conditioner? Do you think they'd still be all Zen about it? NO, I DON'T THINK SO!

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Did you ever meat one of these neo-zen ass rammers who spew sh!t out of there mouth about how they take time out of there busy schedule to meditate and reflect upon all of life's complexness? Are these people kidding me? ARE YOU F****** KIDDING ME?!?!?

Look folks... You are not Zen... You are not at piece with the universe... You are just a westerner who wants to be included in something mystical and meaningful just so you can emanate some kind of soft shelled mystical facade and try to gain some psychological leverage over those you speak too by belittling there, so called, undeveloped minds and carry on and are about yourself as if you were some kind of spiritual guru you can not possibly understand... GOT THAT?!?!?

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YOU ARE NOT ZEN... YOU ARE NOT CENTERING YOUR CHI... YOU ARE BULLSH!T... YOU ARE A LAME ASS CAUCASIAN (most cases) WHO LIKES TO WARE MYSTICISM ON YOUR ARM AS IF IT"S A F****** FASHION ACCESSORY...

And unfortunately the rest of us are the ones who have to sit through this pseudo-society-bulsh!t...

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THE ZEN OF ANGER IS ALL YOU NEED TO MASTER! CHRIST!