New protest...

Once more we need to make ourselves heard... It seems SOPA and PIPA went down... But from it's ashes a new threat to our freedom and rights has arisen...

Now we are faced with ACTA...

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The large corporations are unable to adapt there business to the Internet and so do whatever they can to control it... So... What is ACTA and why is it so important to stand against it?

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ACTA, or anti counterfeiting trade agreement, is an legislative initiative to create internationally accepted standards for the protection of intellectual properties...

It's quite simply a law to protect copyright...

It was first signed on the first of October 2011 by several countries like: Australia, Canada, Japan, Morocco, New Zealand, Singapore, South Korea and USA. By signing it these countries ask that the production of counterfeited goods, generic medicine and the distribution of pirated material on the Internet is stopped...

To the vast majority it may sound quite harmless... Just businessmen trying to protect there business... WRONG! The situation is not as pink as they try to make it seem... Behind the positive intentions these jackasses are pushing lies the desperate need for them to control the flux of free information on the Internet, which will then be restricted and punished...

The problem is this my friends... There already are several laws meant to protect copyright... But for those cockblasters running large corporations these are insufficient... Those laws do not permit them to profit as much as they might want...

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Problem is this... If this law will be passed in this summer our beloved Internet as we know it now will disappear for ever...

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You might think this will not affect you directly... You might even think "Well this is good... Those darn pirates who steal good peoples Internets will be punished" or "Well I don't see the problem. I don't download anything"... You bunch of nitwitted morons... You blind motherfuckers...

You can't see what this will mean for us... Here, I will explain... First of all, according to ACTA, all Internet providers are obligated to police your and our freedom... They will keep our Internet history under surveillance... That means they will follow and report all your action on the Internet, every little thing you do... They will keep a history of every site you have ever visited (even your filthy porn) and all the files you have ever shared... This is done to verify every possible form of piracy... If you are caught you risk several sanctions...

For one you can permanently lose your Internet access and will be forced to connect with another ISP... Or, faced with the owners of the copyright you have violated (if they press charges) and are sued for several hundreds / thousands of dollars or might even risk up to 5 years of prison... You actually risk 5 years of prison of that messily piece of crap mp3 you downloaded...

Can you imagine this? Those people consider piracy (no mater how small) more dangerous than crime, murder, sexual harassment (or even rape) and drug dealing... WHY?!?!?!?

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But wait... It gets worse... Some of you might think " So what... I'm just gonna buy that mp3" and "Big deal. No more free music and stuff"... Well they solved that too... This act will make it so that even if you are filming yourself, your children, your dog or whoever you want and you have music playing in the background, or video on TV, you are breaking the law, and risk the same penalties as above...

Pretty cool, eh? Going to jail because you uploaded a video of yourself getting smashed in a pub, because you wanted to show the wold how badass you are... For the music playing th in the pub... You are going to jail for THAT!!!

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BUT WAIT! I have more for you... More reasons to protest...

If you have any form of material for which you do not posses any form of license or copyright on your laptop, mp3, tablet pc, and/or telephone and you find yourself at the border or in an airport, the authorities have the right to scan your device for these materials...

If you are caught with such materials you will; be detained, the laptop, mp3, tablet pc, and/or telephone will be confiscated or destroyed and you again risk a hefty fine or prison...

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So... IS this it?... Are they done?

NO! More is coming...

As we all know the Internet is an environment where we can express our dislikes regarding our government and/or political figures freely, right? Yeah, for now!

If ACTA will be official we can say goodbye to all our protesting, campaigns, videos or posts that unmask political fraud or even corrupt politicians... Thats because ACTA will place power in the hands of those bill-pushing political monkey slave-chimps... They will have the power to silence anyone at free will...

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With ACTA we can say goodbye to sites like: YouTube, Facebook, Twitter, 9gag or Failblog and other similar sites and rights that we have enjoyed on the Internet... Like the right of free expression...

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The dumb part is here... In January 2012 the member states of the European Union, one of which is Romania, signed this agreement... Currently 31 states/countries have signed it...

The Romanian minister of communication, which I have never seen talk in public, sighed this like: "Duuuuhh, I know no how to write... I only know write name... I write name on pretty ACTA paper! Hurr Durr Durr"... GOOD JOB, RETARD! DAMN THE INTERNET YOU CUNT!

The representatives of Romania signed this agreement without bringing this to the attention of the public... Te people were not notified regarding this decision, everything taking place in a secretive manner, far from the media and public... Nobody asked us (the actual users on the Internet, the Internet itself if you may) for our opinion.

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The final decision belongs to the European parliament...

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We all can, and have to do something... Inform your family and friends...

LETS FIGHT FOR OUR INTERNET!

Protest

I'm back with not a rant, but a protest...
Not one... But two actually...

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There is a new bill that the United States government is trying to pass...
It is called the Stop Online Piracy Act, or (SOPA) for short, also known as The Protect IP Act of 2011. The US Congressional Budget Office estimated that implementation of the bill would cost the federal government $47 million through 2016. Translated into plain English, It will cost tax payers $47 million...
The SOPA act will censor you from accessing certain websites and block all access to other areas of the Internet that the United States government does not want you to access...

This SOPA act is essentially grinding down on our freedom on the Internet. This act will make it so that even if you are filming yourself, your children, your dog or whoever you want and you have music playing in the background, or video on TV, you are breaking the law, and the government will order the websites that host your content to censor your content because of their new bill. Or if you visit websites that are on servers not in the United States you will be blocked so that you cannot access them.

Ask yourself, would you want this? And further more, who owns the Internet or who would have the right to do this?

The answer is simple, No one actually owns the Internet, and no single person, organization or government controls the Internet in its entirety. It is more of a concept than an actual tangible entity, the Internet relies on a physical infrastructure that connects networks to other networks. There are many organizations, corporations, governments, schools, private citizens and service providers that all own pieces of the infrastructure that make up the Internet, but there is no one entity that owns it all... How can the US government decide to block access to parts of the Internet that the US government does not even own? The SOPA act is a direct violation to people's right to freedom of knowledge and information, And for that violation the United States government is a disgrace to the land of the free, The free that every United States soldier has fought or died for. The United States government is essentially telling the people of the United States that they are free to do as the government tells them. If people do not follow their rules they will arrest them for making an attempt to learn... No matter where that knowledge or information comes from. But the government will tell the media that these people are getting arrested for acts of treason, domestic terrorism, or Internet piracy. As for the United States government. Who gave you the right to regulate the people's right to think outside the box and use the Internet as they see fit?

And don't stop to think "Well I don't live in the USA, so I'm going to be alright. This dose not affect me"... WRONG! This will affect the entire world since a wast amount of websites are hosted in the USA.

If we aren't going to fight this we might just as well say goodbye to the Internet...

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The second protest is one closer to home for me... It's a protest against our government. Against our president. It's already a week in, but not close to over.

Some of them protest against the Romanian government, (most) others protest against the crisis and because they feel the need to protest. I do not blame them - they have the legitimate right to do it. We are a democracy. The "official" reason of these protests was the new health act promoted by the government. However, this act was no more than a pretext: the government renounced a few days ago.

Life here is already hard enough for the vast majority, prices are going up, just like taxes, while our pay is getting cut more and more, and now they want to degrade in even more by ruining our health care system. I say no. I say let's shout our words out and make ourselves heard....

The Government currently perches on the narrow brink of collapse, lets give it a nice hard push. We simply do not need or want the future they're trying to sell us. No government can exist that we, the people, refuse to support. It's time to revoke that consent. It's time to spread the message of dissent everywhere. Show those who have, and continue to, grant themselves nearly unlimited power how great the force is that rises up en masse to oppose their tyranny.

If you speak, They have to listen. If they do not listen, Their blatant disregard for the people will not go unnoticed, and is not acceptable.

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And to quote one other movement on the web...

"We are Anonymous.
We are legion.
We are everyone.
We are everywhere.
We are you.
We do not forgive.
We do not forget.

This is our world, and we're taking it back.

Expect us."

Watch!

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WARNING! ONLY IN THE USA!

The Christmas spirit...

This is happening every year...
I start bitching about how people aren't making Christmas the holiday it should be... Be it for political correct censoring or materialistic commercialization... It's safe to say I pretty much ran the gannet on how the holiday ain't what it used to be...

However, I fail to address a particular group of people... THE HUMBUGGERS!
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That poor group of bastards that are forced to endure this insipid event year after year... You poor bastards...
And honestly I can understand why they hate the holiday... It's become this annoying chore that everyone needs to participate in... You are obligated to tolerate family and friends... You are obligated to put up with fellow classmates and coworkers... You are obligated to decorate your entire home with gody lights and inflatable gnomes... AND IT IS DOWNRIGHT DEMANDED OF YOU TO BUY EVERYONE SOMETHING!

Yeah... That might be feasible if I were, like, an oil zar on crack... But unfortunately I am on a fixed income and my holiday cheer isn't dictated by an ingestible platter of festive contraband... So forgive me if I'm not spewing gifts while my veins burst of holiday cheer...

Aside from this mass holiday hysteria these humbuggers have to put up with they now also have to deal with a plethora of overly cheerful jizzwads all up in there face saying: "Hey, where's your holiday spirit? Huh?" or "Don't be such a Scrooge. IT'S CHRISTMAS!"...
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If someone comes up looking like a Scrooge it's probably because there Christmas bonus wasn't an extra bottle of Valium in a case of liquor...

And... Speaking of holiday spirits... YOU HAD YOUR FILL! PUT THE BOTTLE DOWN AND STOP SPEWING YOUR HOLIDAY CHEER ALL OVER MY CARPET!
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And that's another thing... Why dose every fucker on the planet have to use Christmas as an excuse to get SHITFACED!
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THIS IRKS ME THE MOST!
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Every time somebody invites me to a holiday party it's just a bunch of douche bags with holiday hats vomiting over each other while an alcohol drowned slut runs around with mistletoe strapped around her vagina... Sorry folks. Not my kind of holiday...

I'd rather wait for Santa to bring me something more useful than general warts and a grab bag of STD's! CLOWNS!

SO! For this holiday season please be mindful of those who don't care about it. Leave them the fuck alone. And if they don't have "the holiday spirit" it's probably because overdeveloped cocksnots, such as yourself, have ruined the holiday year after year by making it a materialistic, giftslinging barfight!
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SHUT UP! LEAVE THEM ALONE! And take of that stalking at home with the greatest of care over the fireplace and put it over your head!
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TIS THE SEASON TO PLAY WITH A PLASTIC BAG MOTHERFUCKER!

Tired...

I'm just tired... Can't stand it anymore...

Wanna be someone else... Want a change of image... Started regretting what I have done... What I have become... What I have seen, heard, felt, tasted and thought...

Seen the world as it is and wanted to see it as I thought it should be...
Heard the whispers of all who wanted something... Who thought something... Who had something to say...
Felt the cold of a world so sterile towards the ones who will embrace it...
Tasted the bitterness of failure...
And thought that I could not only survive it but also fight it...

With all that has been I changed that I have seen, heard, felt, tasted and thought...

Now I see the world as it is and want it to end at it's own hand...
I hear the roar of engines that are slowly running us over...
Feel the warmth of an egocentric soul...
Taste the sweetness of the fruits of my glory...
And Think that it is time for me to be who I should have been from the beginning...

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I'm done going out of my way for the sake of kindness... I'm tired of neglecting myself to aid someone else... I'm tired to be the shoulder on which everybody cries... I'm tired of ending up 2nd place because I helped whoever is on 1st place because I helped them achieve it... I'm tired of my alter ego...

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Need help? It'll cos you... I'm an asshole for asking for a reward for my help? Sure... Why not... Lest this time I'm getting what I want, and not getting others what they want...

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I am #1! I am more important than someone else's problems... I will serve my own needs from now on... I will be the asshole that others are from now on... I will not be 2nd placed from this moment on... And I will be the one staring down from the podium towards the corpses of the ones I have burrowed to get there... And I will be smiling doing so...

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Fuck it... Altruism sucks anyway...

Fatkins Diet...

Ok... I'm just fucking sick of all this dieting...
You fucking bunch of carb counting assholes need to stop...
All I hear out of everyones mouth is "Oh, I can't eat that. It has carbs"...
Well you know what? You need carbs... If you don't have carbohydrates your brain rots and your liver gets damaged... Nice... Now you are thin, you have some weird ass mental disease and a bad liver... Yup... The vanity is worth it...
I'm also sick of this fucking exchange program where you minus the fiber grams from the fat grams and the carb grams to determine what the carb ratio is in your food... Fuck that...
If I pick up my food i'm not going to do addition and subtracting to see if it's a fucking meal that I can eat... How about just minusing some food out of your everyday eating pinches you fucking fat bastards...
Stop looking to some dead man for some quick fix diet and just eat like a normal human being...
Stop being so concerned about your image and just be yourself...
If you are a fat bastard, fine... Be a fat bastard... If you are a an anorexic jackass with a gland problem, fine... Be a twig... But stop doing all of these unnecessary diets... Because you know once you go down to your goal weight you'll be all like " I can have this piece of cake. Look at all the weight I lost"... Then before you know it you are back on the diet because your ass is falling out of your jeans... You fat bastards...
And anyway... I'm not going to start a fucking diet that says I can eat 3 burgers and a large coke but I cant have an apple... Because the apple has carbs...
Just be yourself... Eat that Twinkie... Enjoy that cake... Buy that gourmet creme cheese you always wanted... And if people look at you funny because you are to fat just tell them to fuck off and die...
You don't need to conform to an idealistic vision of beauty marketed by fashion magazines and negatively reinforced by a society dumb enough to believe that beauty only appears on the cover of a magazine...
FUCK THEM ALL!

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I'M GOING TO FUCKING EAT A DOZEN PIZZAS... ALONE!

Rant...

There are certain types of people that just piss me off to no end...

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Like people that come up to you and ask you for advice... But when you give them advice they don't take it and come back a week later and are all like "I can't believe everything turned out so wrong"... Do you want to know why everything went out so wrong? It's because you didn't take my advice and you are fucking stupid... That's what went wrong... You didn't listen to me!
I know all...

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Another type of person are those insignificant peons who just have to validate themselves by being in a relationship... You know what? It's pathetic, weak minded and you show no inner strength whatsoever...
Get over your girlfriend, get over your boyfriend or whoever you are fucking mourning over and live fucking life...
People who stalk there ex girlfriends particularly piss me off... What the fuck is wrong with these people? Don't you have anything better to do with your life that to be emotionally attached to someone who hates your guts?
Do something with your life... Find a hobby...
Like... Jeez... Are there no video games out there that you could be playing? At the very least shoot yourself... Get yourself out of society... Nobody wants anything to do with a stalker...
Those people need food poisoning...

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Other types of people that I hate? Those fucking slime balls with slicked back hair that usually end up going out in bars every Friday, Saturday, Sunday night to see if they can pick up chicks... And all they do is walk around in these retarded cleavage/open shirts and there fat harry chest exposed to the world as if they were the sexiest thing on the face of the earth...
You know what? You are a middle aged looser, nobody wants to see your harry chest...
Please throw yourself in front of traffic or overdose... PLEASE!
Nobody wants to hear that bullshit anymore... It's time for some reevaluation of ones life...

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I also dislike people that talk about there problems with there insignificant other... You know what? I don't really care about your relationship problems... You can just shove them up your ass for all I care... Nobody wants to hear about how your boyfriend/girlfriend doesn't like you or is ignoring you...
Nobody cares... Shut your mouth, choke on your food and die...
Did you ever have a good friend with which you went out every time and again and they always gotta bring there fucking girlfriend and there girlfriend turns out to be one of those people you just wanna kill...
I mean really kill... Like jump up and down on them and kill... And chop up there body into 15 different parts and flush those in different toilets...
You know... The type of person that there parents should have had an abortion before even walking the earth...

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I also can't stand people who sit at home and listen to "every rose hat it's thorns" like it's the most depressive song in the world... You are fucking pathetic... Take the CD out, crack it in half and slit your wrists with the broken pieces... It's over... There done, you're done, kill yourself...
It's shit like this that piss me off... You know, these people who have no inner soul, no nothing... They just revolve around there own pathetic little world with no consideration of what is going on around them... They have no sense or grasp of reality and really need to be taken off this face of the earth...
They have no substance... They have no control over themselves... And they really need to be put to sleep... Permanently...

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Thank you for listening...

I don't care...

Shops... Bars... Clubs...

I just don't care anymore...

Why?

Because nobody else does... All the punks, scots, emos, sceens, indies and everybody else who hated these places started hanging out there...

People have started to accept these changes as the norm because the alternatives have been removed from our everyday lives for so long that people don't even remember that there was an alternative... This is it... This is what people know...

So they win? Only because people are stupid and accept everything that they are given... So you know what? Congratulations bitches... You have become the standard hangout for the next generation of mindless morons who think there indie... Who think there punk... Who think there unique... Self delusional morons who sit around with there laptops and cellphones texting how awesome it is to be paying 6 lei for a beer, 5 for a cup of coffee or whatever much YOU are paying for that crap...

You are the haul for the planet... The normal... The average... A group of people so unaware and unconscious about there dally routine that the notion of an alternative to the homogenized garbage scattered throwout this world would be soughed at...

Franchises of tasteless flavor pop mark this world like a corporate acne... People claim they hate it yet continue to support it... So they can save some money... Much rather lose some money...

Eventually all these companies will collapse under the weight of its own bloated budget and be devoured by another much larger entity...

So you know what? What the fuck ever dude... Give me my beer you nut sucker and let me get out of this blanc and slimy corporate dildo that perpetually fucks outer eye nation...

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Don't care dude... Enjoy dealing with all the fake ass emos all day...

Fucker!

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Whiny little bitch...

SpamSpamSpamSpamSp...

Lately I have been getting tired of Spam...

Lately... Not lately... Always... Spam has always been something that was pushing me to the high end of desperation...

People are apparently being spamed by information, of course in most cases useless, from all sides, by all sources... And I'm not only referring to the Spam we are subjected to via e-mail... No... I am referring to ll forms of information and much much more...

Internet, Newspaper, Television and even the city itself... Billboards, posters, flayers and so much more...

And much worse... You are being spamed with the same information over and over again... E/mail is the best way to describe this... You receive one mail from the organizer/host/page and then several more from other people, as if you don't already get the first one... As if you just don't read that one so people are forced to sen you more...

And then they Spam you in personal... On the street, via phone...

It is really getting annoying at one point...

STOP THE SPAM... I SAW IT... I GOT IT... I DO NOT WANT IT... KEEP IT TO YOURSELF...

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SpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpam...

Social Network

The stupidity of this world seems to perpetuate itself, forcing me to once again to remind the masses to why they are being fucking stupid...

So... Once again we return to the most wonderful world of social networking... Your Friends list in particular...

What makes me want to encourage mass hangings is when people on your Friends list start bickering amongst each other causing all sort of problems amongst the rest of your friends... It ends up being an endless cycle of "he said, she said" pseudo-intellectual arguments with an all around egocentric mentality causing to think that there view is the right view... Nobody rationalizes... Nobody thinks things threw... And so NOW all this infighting ha YOU caught in the middle where both sides want you to chose a side... And of course being the rational one you don't really wanna do that... Because all you can think of is that these people are FUCKING STUPID and need to drink Ethanol and stop bitching...

But nobody stops bitching... They just start deleting friends from there list like it even matters... Like deleting someone is empowering or something... Like it gives you the last word...

But... What if the person you deleted FUCKING HATES YOU... And all you have done is press the button to end a friendship that the other person did NOT want in the first place... Making you seem like a petty bastard giving the other person everything they wanted to begin with... And THAT makes YOU look like a SUCKER...

SUCKER!!!

Do you really think you have won some kind of insignificant discussion? Do you really think you view is now more valid because you have eliminated the other party?

It doesn't really work that way... You win a debate by winning a debate... You win it with facts... Real facts... And knowledge... But if you can't discuss things rationally keep your mouth shut... Keep the peace and let it go... But nobody ever does... So now you are caught in the middle of all this bullshit wondering, even at the age of 12, if you are a little bit old to be dealing with this juvenile behavior...

So your Friends list, along with everybody else's Friends list dwindles down from 200 to 6 all because you did not chose sides... Now both parties think that you are siding with the other side...

STUPID!!!

You know... It might be healthy for everybody to leave out the troublemakers on there friends list... Both parties... Like there 5 years old... You both go in different corners of your room until you can both admit that you are fucking stupid... And then maybe i will re-add you...

The thing to remember people... Everybody sucks... Everybody blows... And everybody lies...

The world is a spear of bickering jackasses who's own ideas and opinions seem to be more important than basic human civility...

GETTING TIRED OF THESE PEOPLE!

Keep that crap to yourself and leave me alone... LEAVE ME OUT OF IT!

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Bunch of moronic wannabe pseudo-intellectual butmonkeys...

R.I.P.

You know what I hate about death? No, it's not the dieing part...

It's the ridiculous amount of importance and *respect* placed upon a person once there dead...

THAT SIMPLY PISSES ME OFF!

Here lies a man, a man who annoyed everyone he ever came in contact with... A retarded jockey with nothing to do with his spare time than make fun of the people around him, make stupid comments about all the little things people do wrong around him and refused to work as a team with anyone in the environment... The same dick who duck taped you to a freaking chair, threw your stuff out the window and craped on your cupcake...
He never admitted it, never apologized and was a complete dick!
"Oh, don't say that... Have some respect for the dead."
Well WTF for? All my life i have wanted this guy to drop dead and now, finally, he did... And I can't be happy about it?
Screw that... This guy was a prick!

And then... The elegy... I hate these things... All it is to me is a fifteen minute summary of an individual's life leaving out all the bad parts... For most people fifteen minutes is all you are left with after taking out all the sh!t he did!

Here's an example:
"Today we lay to rest a man who loved his country and saw great things for his people. A man both commanding and determined... A man who's vision was far reaching and influenced many...
Artistic and outspoken he immediately grabbed the attention of man kind world wide...
Today we lay to rest mister ADOLF HITLER!"

Almost sounded like he was a good guy for a minute there... Didn't it...

I thing elegy's should be based on truth...
"Here lies some prick who was a murderous asshole who also had self esteem issues and was a mediocre artist at best...
Here lies mister Adolf Hitler...
May worms nod out his eyes and may Satan violate his rectum with a pitchfork!"

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You get a few elegy's like this into the mix and you might just get more people to join these f****** lame ass, boring, life darning funeral's...

It's just an opinion... But most would agree...

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REST IN PEACE F*****!

The "ZEN" fashion...

Now this... This...

This is something that's, simply put, setting my brain on explode is this profane pseudo-western Zen bulsh!t... This entire idea of becoming one with the universe is slowly but surely creeping into marketing... Like, for example, in fashion adds where they will show some skinny ass bitch sitting in some yoga position (that, if you ask me, is totally wrong) with a serene panted on grin while simultaneous dressed in some hideous garb... That is the antiphysis of Zen... The complete opposite...

But of course they try to pass these fashions as an accessory to universal piece within the soul! Yyeeeaaaah... Ok...

"A piece of sh!t ass scarf with little kittens on it is so Zen... Yeah... Nothing says *at piece with ones surroundings* like a see through bathing suit..."
YOU PRICKS!

If you didn't have that snorkel you would suffocate with your head up your own ass all the time...

And out of all the people they can possibly chose to interpret an image of Zen, why the f*** do they pick some skinny ass crack head model? I bet she is reeeeeeeeally Zen... Oh yeah... Really centered... Self centered that is...

EWER LOOK AT BUDDHA? Siddhartha Gautama is his real name if you really wish to know... Just putting it out there...
The guy was a FAT BASTARD! And honestly I think I know how he managed to hit enlightenment... He, simply put, didn't give a sh!t... He ate what he wanted, didn't care that he got fat, soaked up the sun, slept where he wanted and basically did only what he wanted to without caring for the consequences... He didn't bitch about the trials of life because he accepted each of the trials of life as a natural thing... As a part of it...

Can you imagine one of these up tight superstars and models that decided to represent the image of Zen not getting there way before a photo shoot or scene? Do you think they'd be all Zen about not getting there bowl of red only M&M's? Can you imagine them with a broken air conditioner? Do you think they'd still be all Zen about it? NO, I DON'T THINK SO!

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Did you ever meat one of these neo-zen ass rammers who spew sh!t out of there mouth about how they take time out of there busy schedule to meditate and reflect upon all of life's complexness? Are these people kidding me? ARE YOU F****** KIDDING ME?!?!?

Look folks... You are not Zen... You are not at piece with the universe... You are just a westerner who wants to be included in something mystical and meaningful just so you can emanate some kind of soft shelled mystical facade and try to gain some psychological leverage over those you speak too by belittling there, so called, undeveloped minds and carry on and are about yourself as if you were some kind of spiritual guru you can not possibly understand... GOT THAT?!?!?

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YOU ARE NOT ZEN... YOU ARE NOT CENTERING YOUR CHI... YOU ARE BULLSH!T... YOU ARE A LAME ASS CAUCASIAN (most cases) WHO LIKES TO WARE MYSTICISM ON YOUR ARM AS IF IT"S A F****** FASHION ACCESSORY...

And unfortunately the rest of us are the ones who have to sit through this pseudo-society-bulsh!t...

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THE ZEN OF ANGER IS ALL YOU NEED TO MASTER! CHRIST!

Porn or boom?

Excuse me, I have a question. Why are people so retarded?
You people are trying to ban all my video games that are violent or have some sexual promiscuity to them!
#VIOLENCE IS MORE ACCEPTED THAN SEX#
It's always been like that! Movies, Video games, literature, comic books and so on... You tend to get uptight about both sex and violence...
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And those are the two main ingredients on which humanity thrives... Then what's the problem?
It's just a matter of having these materials accessible to minors that makes people obtuse!
#MINORS CAN HANDLE SEX AND VIOLENCE#
But not even that is correct...
#THE FOLLOWING ARE MORE ACCEPTED THAN A NIPPLE#
I have been seeing kids play video games in which people are getting shot in the face, stabbed in the back, and/or get run over... Suddenly one little love scene shows up and all of a sudden we have to "save the children"? Screw the children!
#LOVE ACTS ARE EVIL#
That's convoluted... Convoluted and stupid!
That would mean the people are OK with people getting there heads blown off but an exposed Willy wreaks havoc around the world!
#EXPLODING HEADS ARE OK#
#EXPLODING WIENERS ARE NOT OK#
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Moronic... As an individual what would you rather be subjected to? Sex or violence?
#COCK IS BAD#
#FACE BLOWN OFF IS OK#
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This should be up to the viewer to decide to its acceptability and not some censor!
#DON'T CENSOR ME COCK BLASTERS#
You don't like it?
Change the channel, flip the page, close the window or just walk away!
#LOVE MAKING BAD#
#SEVERED LIBS OK#
WE CAN MAKE UP OUR OWN MINDS!
#TAKE RESPONSIBILITY CARELESS PARENTS#
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Fucking bunch of twisted assholes...

NO means NO!

WARNING! EXPLICIT CONTENT!

I... Can't... Stand... People who can't take NO for an answer!
Ever had this happen to you? Like when one of your goofy ass friends insists on you watching a particular movie, or eating a particular dish, and for some reason you just don't feel like it... But that person insists...
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It starts off slow like "Hey, dude, you wanna watch a movie?" and your all like "Nah man, not in the mood." and there all like "Ah come on man, it's an awesome movie! It's got gunfights!" and your all like "Not into action movies." and then there all like "Kevin Bacon's in it." and you go "Not a Kevin Bacon fan" but they say "It's also got that chick with really big boobs in it, man!" and you reply "That's not a reason to sit through two hours of crap!"... "It will be good!"... "Probably won't be!"... "Come on man."... "No! I don't wanna watch a movie!"... "Well, what else are you doing?"... "ANYTHING ELSE!"... "Lemme just pack this into the DVD player."... "ASSHOLE, I SAID NO! I DON'T WANNA WATCH YOUR SHITTY FUCKING SHITTY MOVIE YOU DUMB MOTHERFUCKER!"... "Aw, why you gotta be that way?"... "Because I told you fifteen times that I don't wanna watch a movie! And you just keep asking! You are pushing me to the level of becoming a prick! Now what? Fuck you, fuck your movie and go fuck yourself!"... "Erm, so you don't wanna watch it?"... "Yeah, just gimme that DVD for a sec... CRACK! There ya go asshole!"... "Man, your such a dick!"
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Then you look like a fucking bad guy cause this asshole couldn't take a fucking hint!
IT'S THAT KIND OF SHIT THAT TICKS ME OFF! NO MEANS NO! OPEN YOUR EARS, PAY ATTENTION, AND STOP TRYING TO MAKE ME DO STUFF I DON'T WANNA DO! NO MEANS NO! GO FUCK YOURSELVES AND GO KILL YOUR MOTHER!
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Fucking persistent bastard... Movie sucks anyway...

Voice-overs!!!

You know what just pissed me off? I'm watching this Japanese cartoon and they dubbed the whole thing in English!
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I want to know where they found these god awful voice actors... I mean the voice acting is just horrible... It doesn't fit with the animation, it doesn't have the same feeling as the original dialog and it just make the entire cartoon look and sound like crap... I'd rather have subtitles...
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And it's not just here... It's in all dubbed cartoons, movies and shows...
Have you ever seen an American movie dubbed in Spanish?
It's so horrible it makes me wanna cut of my own ears and feed the to the dog...
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STOP GOD DAMN DUBBING THINGS!
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Oh, and the jokes... Have you tried to translate a joke from one language to another? Dose... Not... Make... Sense...
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Stupid ass linguistic cunt translator cunt wannabe director moron person!

I PISS ME OFF!

Yeah... That's right... I piss myself off!
Why might you ask?
Well... In fact it is quite simple...
You see i have all these paper planes that are zooming around my head, bombarding me with the ideas of what I hate, while I'm climbing a skyscraper while holding a freaking Twinkie! YOU ARE NOT GETTING MY TWINKIE!
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I mentioned some of the many things that piss me off only to realize that I also fit in the description (maybe not entirely, but partially) of the things I despise...
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I Tell people what I hate only to see that I also fit in that specific place...
I piss myself off by telling people to stop listening to idiots telling them how to live there lives only to see that I am also telling them how to live...
I lie to myself saying "I'm breaking my own rules with a better good in mind... I do this to help... I do this to teach them something..."
But what if there perception is not shared with my own... Witch it is not...
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Yeah... A few days ago my GF told me that she is listening to my words of advice and life philosophies beacuse I'm older, more mature... Yeah right... If you know me you know how mature I am... Not at all...
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I PISS MYSELF OFF!!!
I can't even follow my own mental laws... GOD DAMN IT!
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Freaking piece of self righteous asshole...