The Christmas spirit...

This is happening every year...
I start bitching about how people aren't making Christmas the holiday it should be... Be it for political correct censoring or materialistic commercialization... It's safe to say I pretty much ran the gannet on how the holiday ain't what it used to be...

However, I fail to address a particular group of people... THE HUMBUGGERS!
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That poor group of bastards that are forced to endure this insipid event year after year... You poor bastards...
And honestly I can understand why they hate the holiday... It's become this annoying chore that everyone needs to participate in... You are obligated to tolerate family and friends... You are obligated to put up with fellow classmates and coworkers... You are obligated to decorate your entire home with gody lights and inflatable gnomes... AND IT IS DOWNRIGHT DEMANDED OF YOU TO BUY EVERYONE SOMETHING!

Yeah... That might be feasible if I were, like, an oil zar on crack... But unfortunately I am on a fixed income and my holiday cheer isn't dictated by an ingestible platter of festive contraband... So forgive me if I'm not spewing gifts while my veins burst of holiday cheer...

Aside from this mass holiday hysteria these humbuggers have to put up with they now also have to deal with a plethora of overly cheerful jizzwads all up in there face saying: "Hey, where's your holiday spirit? Huh?" or "Don't be such a Scrooge. IT'S CHRISTMAS!"...
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If someone comes up looking like a Scrooge it's probably because there Christmas bonus wasn't an extra bottle of Valium in a case of liquor...

And... Speaking of holiday spirits... YOU HAD YOUR FILL! PUT THE BOTTLE DOWN AND STOP SPEWING YOUR HOLIDAY CHEER ALL OVER MY CARPET!
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And that's another thing... Why dose every fucker on the planet have to use Christmas as an excuse to get SHITFACED!
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THIS IRKS ME THE MOST!
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Every time somebody invites me to a holiday party it's just a bunch of douche bags with holiday hats vomiting over each other while an alcohol drowned slut runs around with mistletoe strapped around her vagina... Sorry folks. Not my kind of holiday...

I'd rather wait for Santa to bring me something more useful than general warts and a grab bag of STD's! CLOWNS!

SO! For this holiday season please be mindful of those who don't care about it. Leave them the fuck alone. And if they don't have "the holiday spirit" it's probably because overdeveloped cocksnots, such as yourself, have ruined the holiday year after year by making it a materialistic, giftslinging barfight!
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SHUT UP! LEAVE THEM ALONE! And take of that stalking at home with the greatest of care over the fireplace and put it over your head!
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TIS THE SEASON TO PLAY WITH A PLASTIC BAG MOTHERFUCKER!

Tired...

I'm just tired... Can't stand it anymore...

Wanna be someone else... Want a change of image... Started regretting what I have done... What I have become... What I have seen, heard, felt, tasted and thought...

Seen the world as it is and wanted to see it as I thought it should be...
Heard the whispers of all who wanted something... Who thought something... Who had something to say...
Felt the cold of a world so sterile towards the ones who will embrace it...
Tasted the bitterness of failure...
And thought that I could not only survive it but also fight it...

With all that has been I changed that I have seen, heard, felt, tasted and thought...

Now I see the world as it is and want it to end at it's own hand...
I hear the roar of engines that are slowly running us over...
Feel the warmth of an egocentric soul...
Taste the sweetness of the fruits of my glory...
And Think that it is time for me to be who I should have been from the beginning...

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I'm done going out of my way for the sake of kindness... I'm tired of neglecting myself to aid someone else... I'm tired to be the shoulder on which everybody cries... I'm tired of ending up 2nd place because I helped whoever is on 1st place because I helped them achieve it... I'm tired of my alter ego...

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Need help? It'll cos you... I'm an asshole for asking for a reward for my help? Sure... Why not... Lest this time I'm getting what I want, and not getting others what they want...

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I am #1! I am more important than someone else's problems... I will serve my own needs from now on... I will be the asshole that others are from now on... I will not be 2nd placed from this moment on... And I will be the one staring down from the podium towards the corpses of the ones I have burrowed to get there... And I will be smiling doing so...

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Fuck it... Altruism sucks anyway...

Fatkins Diet...

Ok... I'm just fucking sick of all this dieting...
You fucking bunch of carb counting assholes need to stop...
All I hear out of everyones mouth is "Oh, I can't eat that. It has carbs"...
Well you know what? You need carbs... If you don't have carbohydrates your brain rots and your liver gets damaged... Nice... Now you are thin, you have some weird ass mental disease and a bad liver... Yup... The vanity is worth it...
I'm also sick of this fucking exchange program where you minus the fiber grams from the fat grams and the carb grams to determine what the carb ratio is in your food... Fuck that...
If I pick up my food i'm not going to do addition and subtracting to see if it's a fucking meal that I can eat... How about just minusing some food out of your everyday eating pinches you fucking fat bastards...
Stop looking to some dead man for some quick fix diet and just eat like a normal human being...
Stop being so concerned about your image and just be yourself...
If you are a fat bastard, fine... Be a fat bastard... If you are a an anorexic jackass with a gland problem, fine... Be a twig... But stop doing all of these unnecessary diets... Because you know once you go down to your goal weight you'll be all like " I can have this piece of cake. Look at all the weight I lost"... Then before you know it you are back on the diet because your ass is falling out of your jeans... You fat bastards...
And anyway... I'm not going to start a fucking diet that says I can eat 3 burgers and a large coke but I cant have an apple... Because the apple has carbs...
Just be yourself... Eat that Twinkie... Enjoy that cake... Buy that gourmet creme cheese you always wanted... And if people look at you funny because you are to fat just tell them to fuck off and die...
You don't need to conform to an idealistic vision of beauty marketed by fashion magazines and negatively reinforced by a society dumb enough to believe that beauty only appears on the cover of a magazine...
FUCK THEM ALL!

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I'M GOING TO FUCKING EAT A DOZEN PIZZAS... ALONE!

Rant...

There are certain types of people that just piss me off to no end...

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Like people that come up to you and ask you for advice... But when you give them advice they don't take it and come back a week later and are all like "I can't believe everything turned out so wrong"... Do you want to know why everything went out so wrong? It's because you didn't take my advice and you are fucking stupid... That's what went wrong... You didn't listen to me!
I know all...

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Another type of person are those insignificant peons who just have to validate themselves by being in a relationship... You know what? It's pathetic, weak minded and you show no inner strength whatsoever...
Get over your girlfriend, get over your boyfriend or whoever you are fucking mourning over and live fucking life...
People who stalk there ex girlfriends particularly piss me off... What the fuck is wrong with these people? Don't you have anything better to do with your life that to be emotionally attached to someone who hates your guts?
Do something with your life... Find a hobby...
Like... Jeez... Are there no video games out there that you could be playing? At the very least shoot yourself... Get yourself out of society... Nobody wants anything to do with a stalker...
Those people need food poisoning...

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Other types of people that I hate? Those fucking slime balls with slicked back hair that usually end up going out in bars every Friday, Saturday, Sunday night to see if they can pick up chicks... And all they do is walk around in these retarded cleavage/open shirts and there fat harry chest exposed to the world as if they were the sexiest thing on the face of the earth...
You know what? You are a middle aged looser, nobody wants to see your harry chest...
Please throw yourself in front of traffic or overdose... PLEASE!
Nobody wants to hear that bullshit anymore... It's time for some reevaluation of ones life...

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I also dislike people that talk about there problems with there insignificant other... You know what? I don't really care about your relationship problems... You can just shove them up your ass for all I care... Nobody wants to hear about how your boyfriend/girlfriend doesn't like you or is ignoring you...
Nobody cares... Shut your mouth, choke on your food and die...
Did you ever have a good friend with which you went out every time and again and they always gotta bring there fucking girlfriend and there girlfriend turns out to be one of those people you just wanna kill...
I mean really kill... Like jump up and down on them and kill... And chop up there body into 15 different parts and flush those in different toilets...
You know... The type of person that there parents should have had an abortion before even walking the earth...

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I also can't stand people who sit at home and listen to "every rose hat it's thorns" like it's the most depressive song in the world... You are fucking pathetic... Take the CD out, crack it in half and slit your wrists with the broken pieces... It's over... There done, you're done, kill yourself...
It's shit like this that piss me off... You know, these people who have no inner soul, no nothing... They just revolve around there own pathetic little world with no consideration of what is going on around them... They have no sense or grasp of reality and really need to be taken off this face of the earth...
They have no substance... They have no control over themselves... And they really need to be put to sleep... Permanently...

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Thank you for listening...

I don't care...

Shops... Bars... Clubs...

I just don't care anymore...

Why?

Because nobody else does... All the punks, scots, emos, sceens, indies and everybody else who hated these places started hanging out there...

People have started to accept these changes as the norm because the alternatives have been removed from our everyday lives for so long that people don't even remember that there was an alternative... This is it... This is what people know...

So they win? Only because people are stupid and accept everything that they are given... So you know what? Congratulations bitches... You have become the standard hangout for the next generation of mindless morons who think there indie... Who think there punk... Who think there unique... Self delusional morons who sit around with there laptops and cellphones texting how awesome it is to be paying 6 lei for a beer, 5 for a cup of coffee or whatever much YOU are paying for that crap...

You are the haul for the planet... The normal... The average... A group of people so unaware and unconscious about there dally routine that the notion of an alternative to the homogenized garbage scattered throwout this world would be soughed at...

Franchises of tasteless flavor pop mark this world like a corporate acne... People claim they hate it yet continue to support it... So they can save some money... Much rather lose some money...

Eventually all these companies will collapse under the weight of its own bloated budget and be devoured by another much larger entity...

So you know what? What the fuck ever dude... Give me my beer you nut sucker and let me get out of this blanc and slimy corporate dildo that perpetually fucks outer eye nation...

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Don't care dude... Enjoy dealing with all the fake ass emos all day...

Fucker!

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Whiny little bitch...

SpamSpamSpamSpamSp...

Lately I have been getting tired of Spam...

Lately... Not lately... Always... Spam has always been something that was pushing me to the high end of desperation...

People are apparently being spamed by information, of course in most cases useless, from all sides, by all sources... And I'm not only referring to the Spam we are subjected to via e-mail... No... I am referring to ll forms of information and much much more...

Internet, Newspaper, Television and even the city itself... Billboards, posters, flayers and so much more...

And much worse... You are being spamed with the same information over and over again... E/mail is the best way to describe this... You receive one mail from the organizer/host/page and then several more from other people, as if you don't already get the first one... As if you just don't read that one so people are forced to sen you more...

And then they Spam you in personal... On the street, via phone...

It is really getting annoying at one point...

STOP THE SPAM... I SAW IT... I GOT IT... I DO NOT WANT IT... KEEP IT TO YOURSELF...

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Social Network

The stupidity of this world seems to perpetuate itself, forcing me to once again to remind the masses to why they are being fucking stupid...

So... Once again we return to the most wonderful world of social networking... Your Friends list in particular...

What makes me want to encourage mass hangings is when people on your Friends list start bickering amongst each other causing all sort of problems amongst the rest of your friends... It ends up being an endless cycle of "he said, she said" pseudo-intellectual arguments with an all around egocentric mentality causing to think that there view is the right view... Nobody rationalizes... Nobody thinks things threw... And so NOW all this infighting ha YOU caught in the middle where both sides want you to chose a side... And of course being the rational one you don't really wanna do that... Because all you can think of is that these people are FUCKING STUPID and need to drink Ethanol and stop bitching...

But nobody stops bitching... They just start deleting friends from there list like it even matters... Like deleting someone is empowering or something... Like it gives you the last word...

But... What if the person you deleted FUCKING HATES YOU... And all you have done is press the button to end a friendship that the other person did NOT want in the first place... Making you seem like a petty bastard giving the other person everything they wanted to begin with... And THAT makes YOU look like a SUCKER...

SUCKER!!!

Do you really think you have won some kind of insignificant discussion? Do you really think you view is now more valid because you have eliminated the other party?

It doesn't really work that way... You win a debate by winning a debate... You win it with facts... Real facts... And knowledge... But if you can't discuss things rationally keep your mouth shut... Keep the peace and let it go... But nobody ever does... So now you are caught in the middle of all this bullshit wondering, even at the age of 12, if you are a little bit old to be dealing with this juvenile behavior...

So your Friends list, along with everybody else's Friends list dwindles down from 200 to 6 all because you did not chose sides... Now both parties think that you are siding with the other side...

STUPID!!!

You know... It might be healthy for everybody to leave out the troublemakers on there friends list... Both parties... Like there 5 years old... You both go in different corners of your room until you can both admit that you are fucking stupid... And then maybe i will re-add you...

The thing to remember people... Everybody sucks... Everybody blows... And everybody lies...

The world is a spear of bickering jackasses who's own ideas and opinions seem to be more important than basic human civility...

GETTING TIRED OF THESE PEOPLE!

Keep that crap to yourself and leave me alone... LEAVE ME OUT OF IT!

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Bunch of moronic wannabe pseudo-intellectual butmonkeys...