7/14/10

NO means NO!

WARNING! EXPLICIT CONTENT!

I... Can't... Stand... People who can't take NO for an answer!
Ever had this happen to you? Like when one of your goofy ass friends insists on you watching a particular movie, or eating a particular dish, and for some reason you just don't feel like it... But that person insists...
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It starts off slow like "Hey, dude, you wanna watch a movie?" and your all like "Nah man, not in the mood." and there all like "Ah come on man, it's an awesome movie! It's got gunfights!" and your all like "Not into action movies." and then there all like "Kevin Bacon's in it." and you go "Not a Kevin Bacon fan" but they say "It's also got that chick with really big boobs in it, man!" and you reply "That's not a reason to sit through two hours of crap!"... "It will be good!"... "Probably won't be!"... "Come on man."... "No! I don't wanna watch a movie!"... "Well, what else are you doing?"... "ANYTHING ELSE!"... "Lemme just pack this into the DVD player."... "ASSHOLE, I SAID NO! I DON'T WANNA WATCH YOUR SHITTY FUCKING SHITTY MOVIE YOU DUMB MOTHERFUCKER!"... "Aw, why you gotta be that way?"... "Because I told you fifteen times that I don't wanna watch a movie! And you just keep asking! You are pushing me to the level of becoming a prick! Now what? Fuck you, fuck your movie and go fuck yourself!"... "Erm, so you don't wanna watch it?"... "Yeah, just gimme that DVD for a sec... CRACK! There ya go asshole!"... "Man, your such a dick!"
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Then you look like a fucking bad guy cause this asshole couldn't take a fucking hint!
IT'S THAT KIND OF SHIT THAT TICKS ME OFF! NO MEANS NO! OPEN YOUR EARS, PAY ATTENTION, AND STOP TRYING TO MAKE ME DO STUFF I DON'T WANNA DO! NO MEANS NO! GO FUCK YOURSELVES AND GO KILL YOUR MOTHER!
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Fucking persistent bastard... Movie sucks anyway...

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