Deceit!

Women... I implore you... STOP DECEIVING MEN! Seriously...
And I know some of you out there go "Huh? I don't device anyone... I'm nice and sweet and everyone likes me..."
LIES!
I don't know if you women realize it but every morning you go through a lot of trouble just do deceive men... It's like, you wake up in the morning, you put on a pound of makeup, strap on that push-up bra to make your boobs seem all perky, you extend your lashes, add hair extensions, rosie up those cheeks, wear contacts to change your eye color, dye your hair, shave your legs, armpits, some of you your face, and so on...
Folks, if you have to do so much upkeep to hide your true appearance you are not that attractive in the first place... ACCEPT IT!
Now here's where the deceitful part begins... Now that you dressed you up to look like a New York geisha hooker where do you go from there? Your looks will, in the end, attract some guy, you get into a relationship, even eventually get married, all the while keeping up appearances... Then one day the guy rolls over hooks at you without your makeup on and says "WHO THE HELL ARE YOU? I DON'T KNOW YOU! I DON'T KNOW YOU AT ALL! FUGLY!"
SO... Now this guy sees you in all your "natural glory", no makeup to cover up that wart on your cheek, no push up bra that hide your saggy boobs that are really a B cup, not a DD that push up bra led him to believe... Now to him your boobs are just a pair of saggy flesh bags that are utterly repulsive...
Now the guy starts using the "letting yourself go" line... When in reality you are simply looking the way nature intended you to... Which makes you feel even worse about yourself... So now you do buy that age defying, teen hooker makeup and apply, and reapply until you look like some kind of Cosmo rendition of a female Joker...
Sick...
Ladies... I know the whole makeup thing is there to make you look all attractive, but seriously, the facade has to come down one day... And guys and other women will see you as you really are... Wouldn't it be better to just bee yourself all the time rather than hide your flaws under powder and lipstick? I think so... Nobody likes to be disappointed... So just be yourself all the time and people will know what to expect...
And therefore you will NEVER disappoint...
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I AM SO WISE!!! OH YEAH!!!